Tuesday. I destroyed my phone today. It looked like the Bengals offense. Fuck Tuesday.
Florida Man arrested after machete fight. Hopefully, life will slow down enough for me to write some more of those one day.
Urban Meyer kills 2. I am a horrible person, but Sloopy needed to be put in his place.
Why today’s teens are growing up more slowly than they used to. I’m going with “discontinuing growth hormones in the food supply”. (Link bad, fixed.)
Trump threatens NK with destruction at UN. No word on whether he pounded his shoe on the desk.
All I got to say today is “how, how, how”