Sorry, these will be rudimentary, but at least I filled in the blanks, unlike certain other Glibs whose names I will not mention but are spelled B-r-e-t-t-L.

The world we live in is one in while the biggest news item is the pissing contest between a congresschimp in a cowboy hat and a baboon.   And the chimp wears cowboy hats of many colors.

This latest bit of Panic Science is certainly not borne out by our experience with mosquitos making our back yard unusable in the summer.

Europe is so much more racially progressive than the US, amirite?

Fucking Yankees. Maybe there will be a plane crash.


OK, not great, but something, anyway.