While visiting OMWC’s Sainted Mother (if any modern Jewish Mother can be a living saint, it was surely earned by this lady), I was the happy recipient of a couple hours of fun and family stories while perusing the family photo albums. Because I’m a genealogy dork, I scanned many, many photos.

This is purportedly a photo of OMWC. Apparently, he was not always an Old Man. But I’m pretty sure he always had candy.

Captions are welcome in the comments.

And, OMWC, I have it on good authority that you never call your mother. Be a good son and call her, already!