Sorry, sometimes I really get into those characters. Fritz Freleng and Joe Dougherty were inadvertent geniuses. What puzzled me was that Porky always had a jacket on, but no pants. Was Porky really the proto-Louis CK? Did he jerk it for Tweety Bird, promising her Hollywood fame if she went along? Anyway, what’s in the news today?
OK, if this is really a Weapon of Mass Destruction, then in my Boy Scout days, I was guilty of this crime a few hundred times.
Team Red has a lose-lose situation on their hands and they don’t quite know what to do about it. My suggestion: lose. Chaos and gridlock is the best thing a libertarian can realistically hope for.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED that a self-righteous asshole might have sexual skeletons in his abandoned closet. Schadenfreude alert! I can only hope and pray that Bill Nye is next.
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present you the modern MTA.
Start your Preet Bharara jokes now. Hmmm, I also wonder if Preet’s next in line for a sex scandal… nah, that would mean owning an actual penis.
And in this week’s installment of Old Guy music, something even a bit older than I am, archaic, entertaining, complex. And casually amazing talent and skill. I want that suit.