Month: December 2017

My New Fetish

I am looking for a long term duo queue partner for Overwatch Competitive on PC (US Server) who identifies as a true submissive female, has a strong desire to reach the top of the game, and is willing to commit the time to improving and practice with me every day in the early morning (except Saturdays). I am starting on a fresh account for Season 8. I really don’t care about your past season’s rank, in fact I am perfectly willing to duo with someone who has no experience whatsoever. My game knowledge is really vast and I am a very smart, patient teacher. I am the kind of asshole who doesn’t flex and doesn’t switch, ever. In fact, I will be playing exclusively McCree and Soldier 76. However, I also don’t complain about the teamcomp or my teammates, ever. I don’t rage and I don’t tilt. The goal in the medium term is climbing together to Top 500 while enjoying each other’s energy in the process.

I am not interested in roleplaying, and at least in the near future, I do not want anything beyond a solid, non-sexual symbiotic relationship with you. I am of course willing to play other games not competitively, or doing other things like watching movies or anime, or even just chatting about anything, but do keep in mind that I am going to be very busy these following months so I won’t be able to spend much time with you outside of our morning practice sessions.

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Penultimate 2017 Morning Links

As I gaze out on my ice and snow covered back yard and glimpse the frightening number on the thermometer, I give thanks that all I have to do this morning is throw some links together from the warmth of my couch. And all you kind Glibs have to do is provide amusing commentary.

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