Holy crap, its Wednesday already? Wow. Lookit the time fly. I’ve spent at least half of today figuring out what somebody changed to break my code. Preliminary signs point to someone else bolluxing up something I have no control over. @#*$@#$&@#$

NSA updates its core values statement to match reality. I wonder if the ISO-9001 audit dinged them.

Bill Cosby makes surprise standup appearance. “What’s funny about barbituates… is…”

Not a fan of the Patriots or Eagles? SMOD might have you covered!

Five million tons of thrust at sea level? That’s what she said.

Some heathens apparently missed a musical reference in the morning links. Let me edjumacate you.