Some of you might remember my inaugural post last year. So, I ask you, what are your plans for this evening this year? As reading this website is ipso facto evidence that you are not of a normal sexuality, are you

  • Spending the evening with your porn wife on Pornhub?
  • Peering through your closet door, watching me have sex with your wife?
  • Watching videos of me having sex with someone else’s wife at
  • Crossdressing as Bea Arthur and sniffing the pair of panties you stole from the laundromat while the theme from Maude plays in the background?
  • Reading a Sugarfree post?

Let me know in the comments below so I can vicariously experience your plans while pleasuring myself.

Happy Valentine’s Day!