So much for hot tips…No RAPESQUATCH in Vondelpark, and Tante Zaan’s was STEVE SMITH free as well. Something just doesn’t add up. Well, I have one more place to check, nearby… heard some odd things might be going on down on Willemsparkweg. Close by, so it can’t hurt to look.

"No solicitors, no RAPESQUATCHES."

If STEVE SMITH were here, the Welcome mat would have something on it saying “WELCOME ALL WHO RAPED HERE IN HUMBLE HOME!”

@#$% – I am getting played. This is just like the last place. STEVE SMITH couldn’t just stroll into one of these pensions or apartments… and just how did he get past me at Schiphol? I mean there isn’t… OH NO!  Water… he came by water… SEA SMITH, DAMN YOU! Now I am worried – BOTH the SMITHS?!  There has to be a place down here…Ah!  Reijner Vinkelskade is right by here…That had to be where SEA SMITH dropped his cousin off. @#$%

Watery doom sure looks pleasant.

Curse you SEA SMITH! Right up the canal…

Too late. I am so screwed. Nothing for it but to run over to The Hague and wait for him. #$%& outsmarted by the SMITHS. I won’t be living this down any time soon.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION OF “THE STEVE SMITH SANCTION”