Hey guys, what’s up. Trying to get some work out the door and I have a date with my wife (no kids! Thank mom-n-dad!) tonight. So here’s the links, have fun. Bye now.

The Florida Woman story with the little kid turned out just the way everyone knew it would. But here’s Texas Woman, hitting 100+ in her car, and then remembering to grab the baby when she flees on foot.

Bernie Sanders gets a hard-on thinking about confiscating Amazon’s money.

Superflu at Kennedy airport?

I think chipping homeless people like dogs probably violates their rights.


I dug on Axl Rose a little in the Morning Links for getting fat, but he’s trimmed down some since going on tour.