I am in a wonderful mood today. Just wonderful, and fuck you very much. Its a good thing I don’t have a cat to kick, and my kids don’t know how to call CPS on me yet. I’m tired of being either at work or in my house or running an errand for my damn family. Its days like these I want to steal someone else’s credit card and go to the titty-bar where I can pay for overpriced drinks and fake company. Wait, no. I just want to sneak off with a flask and a fishing rod and not have anyone talk to me or want anything from me for a whole day. Unless a boatload of bikini models want to cruise by and flash me. I’d be okay with. Also, I want a million dollars and a bigger gun collection. Okay. Poor me rant… over!
Its not exactly Excaliber, but a young lady dragged a very old sword from a lake the other day. h/t Grand Moff Serious Man
Do you think our permanent interment camps will be this nice when the Socialists take over? Also, if you’re commenting from there, give a shout out in the comments!
John McCain’s will must have given Lindsay Graham his balls back. ROWR. Still waiting for a full-on flamin’ “Bitch, please.”
I think we all know Step 2 of this plan is: Re-enact the sinking of the Lusitania.
Oh yeah, I’m sure that’s what every girl told her clan: “Interbreeding with Neanderthals Protected Homo Saps against viruses”
Sometimes you just gotta throw on the old stuff, and crank it up.