Happy Halloween everybody. May you each be blessed by well made age of consent persons of your preferred oogling gender wearing revealing costumes. OMWC will get his eyeful, I’m sure. My oldest lost his first tooth today. I think that means [edit, added after: he has to get a job, right?]
Florida Woman returns from vacation with botfly maggot in groin. Usually they smuggle something more valuable
Stay classy, Massholes. Save it for D battery giveaway night against the Eagles.
Florida Mayor solicits sex for speed bumps.
Russian Navy has its usual luck. “Russia’s only aircraft carrier was damaged in a dock accident Tuesday that left one person missing and four injured, officials said.” At least it wasn’t an all hands loss like some of their submarine adventures.