“I’m the most qualified person ever to be President,” Joe whispered into the mirror, his breath fogging the glass. He couldn’t see himself begin to touch himself. The mirror shook. The bathroom shook. The train began to move, slow and ponderous, like elephants mating. “Uber for trains,” he whispered. “Now that’s a Presidential-level idea.” The train began to sway as it reached a walking pace. He rested his underballs on the cool lip of the filthy train bathroom sink and groaned. “Mr. President,” he murmured, pulling at the ragged perimeters of his abused nipples. “I will be President.”
“So who do I have to sleep with to be President?” Kamala asked the swirling smoke in the mirror. “Old is OK. I’ve already done old. I actually like sagging ballsacks now.” The mirror tried to clear and then clouded again. “Dammit, mirror! Tell me!” The mirrored finally cleared and a face formed. The mirror made a gagging noise and Kamala fainted dead away.
[howling winds of chaos]
Nancy shook the plush toy in Alex’s face. “Donsha wantsh tu pay wish it?”
“No!’ the girl screamed. She pulled at the crotch of her tights and made a face.
“What’s the matter?” Chuck asked, looming avuncularly.
“My cookie itches!” Alex said. She smelled her fingers and made a gagging noise.
“Cookie?” Chuck asked Nancy.
“Her ‘no-no,’” Nancy replied, pointing suggestively.
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Chuck muttered.
“I WANT MY 21 TRILLION!” Alex screamed, high and piercing. Everyone in the caucus meeting winced.
“Fucking Astoria,” Chuck said.
“GREEN NEW DEAL!” Alex screeched and kicked over the blocks they had given her to play with while they tried to talk.
“Depshit Bernie and now thish,” Nancy grumbled.
“WE LOST THE SENATE BECAUSE OF GERRYMANDERING!” the little girl yelled. “I KNOW BIG WORDS!”
“Fucking Bronx,” Chuck said. “I’d like to bomb that shithole to the ground.”
“THROGS NECK, MOTHAFUCKA!”
“I’m not sure this is a productive meeting…” Kristen said quietly.
“YOU COST US AL FRANKEN!” Al screamed in her face in the third person. He honked her boobs and stalked out of the room.
“Who’s that?” Alex demanded. “Who’s that? Who’s that? Who’s that? Who’s that lady? Who’s that?” She kept pointing at herself in the mirror as all the rest of them slowly filed out.
“I’m gonna be President. I’m gonna be the best President. I’m from Brooklyn. I’m tough. I’m capable. I’ll only be 79 when I get elected. I’m from Vermont. People from Vermont are very tough. The toughest. Second only to people from Brooklyn, so that makes me extra tough. Double tough. I can take on Donald. Young people love me. I’m like the kooky grandpa that farts a lot in all those movies that the kids love. Just fantastic. I can fart too, you know. Authentic Vermont farting. Smells like maple syrup and white people!”
Amy Jean Klobuchar continued to quietly matter not one bit.
“They want you to stay in the Senate, Elizabeth. They think you should know your place. You tell ’em: A Woman’s Place Is In The White House. That will be a great bumper sticker. I’ll take on Wall Street and Donald Trump and I’ll get rid of pay-day loans and make all the businesses have a government official on their Board of Directors. I’ll haul CEOs out into the street and feed them to the homeless. I’ll turn this entire nation into a paradise, like San Francisco! Blood! Blood will run in the streets! I LOVE BLOOD. Wait, hold on don’t think about that. Don’t think about blood. Dammit, Elizabeth, you thought about blood. Don’t. Don’t think about blood. bloodbloodbloodbloodbloodblood Deep breaths, Elizabeth. Deep breaths. In. Out. In. Out. OK, good. bloodbloodbloodbloodbloodblood”
Elizabeth rushed to her office bathroom and locked the door behind her. She struggled out of her Spanx, clamped a handtowel between her teeth and began to masturbate furiously: pulling, twisting, tugging, flicking, slapping, pinching, splaying and finally beating her dead clitoris to elicit a feeling, any feeling. It was as numb and cold as a gravestone
“BETO! BETO! BETO!” The chants of the crowds still rang in his ears. He lay by the small pond and gazed lovingly at his own reflection. “You will be the white Obama,” he told himself. Beside him, spooning comfortably, Cory told his reflection: “And you will be the black Obama.”
Kamala Harris, naked, glistening with sweat, knife clenched in her teeth, vs You-Know-Who, wrapped (mercifully) in a bearskin, wielding a tomahawk.
I’d watch that.
You will get a Shrillary vs. Pelosi naked jello wrestling match and your eyes will have clamps to keep them open inserted in them while you are tied down in a chair and cant avoid watching the spectacle, and you will LIKE IT!
If they ever redo Clockwork Orange, they should use that in the scene where they torture Alex (the character in the movie, not the poster I’m responding to). They wouldn’t even have to give him drugs to make him sick.
*EDIT FAIRY LIKEY*
I think this treatment is against the Geneva Convention man. I was just putting it out there cause people told me Brooksie was into hag wrestling and got a massive chubby from that sort of scary stuff.
“Beside him, spooning comfortably, Cory told his reflection: “And you will be the black Obama.””
Do you like gladiator movies?
When I say I love you, you scream “You beto!”
You beto you beto you bet
When I say I love you, you say “You beto!”
You beto you beto you bet
You beto bet your life
Or love will cut you
Just like a knife.
Who, was that.
*munches M & M’s
‘Cause they’re fun.
You’re a horrible person and you and all relatives should be wiped from the face of the earth to prevent further infestation.
I’m going to go drink a gallon of bleach now.
Say what you will about Pol Twat, but she is better looking than that picture gives her credit. She’s rather “top heavy” too. Just say’n
I would bang Ocasio-Cortez. It would be a hate bang though.
Best kind with these sort of chicks…
Agreed with all of the above. Say “I’ll give you a reason to make those eyes!” While having her doggie style and spanking her.
A hipster communist?
I hope you have industrial grade rubbers. Or a sizeable supply of antibiotics.
Dude, the eyes, though. It’s almost like the Uncanny Valley effect.
Eh. That’s why the make bondage hoods that only have an open spot for the mouth.
As usual sir, you bring a great solution to a problem worth solving…
I only want to help. Thank you.
Just making sure Naptown bill knows he owes you one.
*Orsen Welles Applause GIF*
*EDIT FAIRY AGREES*
Indeed. So many great lines, but I do think my fave was the understated:
Brutal. Savage. Rekt.
Since one of our lawyers is on the board, let me ask a question:
How common is it for defense teams in trials with multiple defendants to work together? Apparently in the NXIVM moral panic, one of the defendants is part of the Seagram’s fortune and offering to fund the other defendants’ defense, and the federal prosecutors are having a hissy fit. How dare they try to get a fair trial!
Unsurprisingly, the local media are breathlessly taking the government’s side in this. And despite the push to do away with bail, nobody seems to have a problem with not letting the head of the organization get bail.
“My cookie itches!” Alex said. She smelled her fingers and made a gagging noise.
Wow.
You really outdid yourself with this one.
Bravo?
I lost it and laughed out loud while standing in line to order lunch.
That was fun SF, bloooood!
Christ, the alt-text is even better than the main story. Well done, man!
+2 Sexfists
I touch myself in shivering anticipation of SugarFree’s musings during the next Presidential campaign season.
This is the next Presidential campaign season, sadly.
It always is.
Elizabeth Warren looks a lot like my mother in law. I hate my mother in law.
Even if you loved her before, you’d hate her for looking like White Squaw.
Just saw your question from the previous thread. Answer:
No. Got sidetracked and forgot.
*hangs head in shame*
And now I can’t remember what they were or what day we talked about it.
hah!
Last Caress
Death Comes Ripping
American Nightmare
Thanks man. Putting headphones on shortly.
OK. Didn’t love it, didn’t hate it. Which I what I assumed I would think since I’m not really a punk rock fan.
Thanks for the recommendations, though. I’ve wanted to give them a fair shake but didn’t know where to start.
Fair enough. Much as I love them, they are admittedly a niche band.
This is easy. It’s BETA for the win, easy peasy. So how is BETA going to pull off the black vote? Doesn’t matter, it’s still her turn and Beta is going to meet with an untimely demise somewhere around August of 2019.
Awesome alt-text. Still doesn’t make up for the vomit I expelled from the Warren paragraph.
I really hope Occasional Cortex wears a pussy hat at some point, the garment cast needs more female diversity.
Brings a tear to my eye.
Since the morning thread is over and I missed the Aquaman discussion, I will just say that Aquaman lost to noted shitlord Tarzan in a WWWF Grudge Match.
People that have time to think shit like this up should be sterilized.
I will not sit here and listen to you bad mouth the WWWF Grudge Matches!
My all time favorite was:
Stupid is as stupid does….
And next you are going to tell me that if Pickard and Kirk have a Pom Far fight, and STEVE SMITH is the ref, that one of them wins instead of both of them ending up bitched by STEVE SMITH.
STEVE SMITH WIN. HIM ALWAYS WIN. AT RAPE.
Klobuchar matters. Without her at least 4 local journalos would lose their jobs writing 40 stories a day about how respected she is and how she is going to be President.
“Klobuchar”
She stands a slightly better chance of being POTUS than Hickenlooper. Seriously, not a chance in hell.
(A terrified whinny is heard in the distance)
She struggled out of her Spanx, clamped a handtowel between her teeth and began to masturbate furiously
It’s a good thing I finished my lunch before reading this.
How did you keep it down though?
…I … I didn’t.
I think I’m going to be sick.
O.T.: I have yet to find anything that more perfectly encapsulates the staggering economic ignorance of the AOC crowd than this single tweet:
https://twitter.com/akatookey/status/1072841775226765312
(I’m still too stunned by this SF piece to actually comment on it. Please give me a few more minutes to process it and let the dry heaves subside.)
Dude, do not move to Flint. If you forget to pay your water bill, they foreclose on your mortgage.
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$17 a month in flint gets you roughly 1150 gallons of poisoned water. also if you don’t pay for the poisoned water, your house gets foreclosed.”
“if you don’t pay for the poisoned water, your house gets foreclosed”
Wow! Just like every utility system in America?
Someone should tell the people peddling this idiocy that going forward the expectation is that they will work for free, or else they are no better than the korprashuns..
“what if flint had clean, public water access?”
Flint did have clean public water access from Detroit Water. And then the City switched from Detroit Water to its own water system that it hadn’t operated for decades. The villain here is the government of the City of Flint for overspending and then becoming financially ruined, to the extent that they needed to find an alternative source of water to save some money.
Note Flints real problem was and continues to be that it is run by democrats. I don’t need to mention they are corrupt as it is implicit.
It’s hard to deny that Democrats are a lot worse than Republicans in terms of managing budgets on the local level. It’s really hard to dispute that.
Case in point: look at the financial position of Illinois in comparison to Wisconsin and Indiana (both states that border Illinois and had similar manufacturing based economies). Wisconsin, Indiana and Illinois, all had financial issues in the early 21st Century, but only Indiana and Wisconsin corrected this and now boost strong financial reserves. The only real difference is that Republicans started to dominate state government in Wisconsin and Indiana during this time.
You’re making me nostalgic for the Indiana-Chicago “fecal greaseballs” water controversy of the early 1980’s.
The further they move to the left, the more true that will become. And they are moving further left at breakneck speed.
The Federalist broke this down, but in the entire Flint water debacle, the only Republican was the governor. Flint and Detroit mayors and councils, the government employees running the water and sewer departments, the State environmental regulators, Obama’s EPA, even the special appointee to oversee the crisis by the Republican governor.
Damn Republicans, always ruining every city that they’ve been in control of for 5-6 decades.
As I recall, Flint told Detroit their intention to switch to a new plant that hadn’t been finished. Detroit cut them off early, seemingly vindictively, and Flint had to bring its mothballed source online. Nothing was wrong with the water per se, but it needed its alkalinity raised to avoid leaching lead from the city pipes. Flint didn’t know to do this, hence the subsequent debacle.
And the whole thing was overblown anyway. It just played to two competing narratives: “austerity kills” peddled by the left, and bureaucratic incompetence from the right. The latter is of course correct, and even explains the correct rendering of the left’s narrative, but in any event the consequences were pretty minimal.
Why get to the bottom of things and try to solve the issue at hand when there’s some politicking to do?
If I recall correctly (I had to look into this in depth for work years ago), Flint refused to pay some outstanding bill to Detroit Water which led to the early shut off. The whole thing was a ridiculous mess. But, yeah, there was nothing wrong with the water- it was the pipes that were contaminating the water. At the time Detroit Water was also on the verge of insolvency (or it had already defaulted on its debt, I can’t remember) so they were looking to collect on bills from Flint as aggressively as Flint was trying to get out of its contract with Detroit Water.
It should also be noted that Detroit Water was only dragged down, because it was owned by the City of Detroit that had begun a process of managed bankruptcy with its creditors. Detroit Water, itself, would have been fine if it was an independent government (like some water systems in America are)
Ahh… the billing issue makes more sense.
And there it is.
JOOOZ did Poland Springs!
Our stock will rise high!
what if our first choice for president wasn’t in deep with fossil fuels or the Israeli apartheid state. what’d that be like
2008 – 2016?
“Her ‘no-no,’” Nancy replied, pointing suggestively.
I…I just….uhhhhh….I need some Visine, only with battery acid.
Can I catch chlamydia over the internet?
If so, I think we all need penicillin.
Repeat from morning thread:
OT: I have failed as a father.
I am very excited to see They Shall Not grow Old, almost giddy and I don’t get giddy about things.
My wife doesn’t want to come which I understand since Blackhawk Down gave her a headache.
I asked my 16 yo son and showed him the trailer and his reply was “meh, doesn’t look that good to me.”
Guess I’m going by myself, bought the ticket on Fandango.
Any Hampton Roads Glibs going to go?
Are you Southside?
*makes sign of cross*
In Suffolk, going to Norfolk for the movie.
Gotcha, I’m up Williamsburg way. I probably won’t go to Norfolk for a movie, but we’ll have to get together some other time.
What theater in Norfolk? I live in Norfolk.
I’ve asked my 15 year-old son since he just had WWI in history class. He was interested (the name Peter Jackson has a certain caché) so we will maybe go.
cachet
I replied in the before thread. My 15 old son is geeked to go see it with me.
I blame Dan Carlin for my excitement.
Same. And my son will listen to those with me without rolling his eyes like his mother and sister.
Wow.
Two days only?
What a sweet note to end it on.
I suppose you could one of those “man on the street” video bits and ask if gerrymandering was the reason Dems didn’t pick up more senate seats and you’d get some agreement.
I thought it was because all of the elections don’t take place in Broward county, the way it’s sposed to be?
I have heard some of the usual progressive geniuses that constantly remind everyone they are shhhmathh say they didn’t win the senate because of the electoral college.
https://townhall.com/tipsheet/cortneyobrien/2018/11/08/the-view-host-blames-gop-senate-win-on-gerrymandering-n2535515
ugh and she is shaping opinions all over this country.
AHAHHA
who drew those state borders???? those racists!!!
Jesus Christ, I don’t know if I’ll recover from this one. It was all too….plausible.
Bravo, sir!
I saw ole Joe showing ole Bernie the fist, and Bernie returning the favor, and was wondering if these ladies would end up with a #metoo moment or if the two of them would just do it to each other….
“Uber for trains”
It’s unfortunate that I can imagine this being a plank.
There kinda-sorta already is. There are companies that allow you to rent luxury train cars. And Amtrak will pull them for something relatively cheap like $50-60 per day.
That’s some 19th-century robber baron fancy right there.
$50 to run a train? Pretty affordable service.
STEVE SMITH NO RUN TRAIN, HIM WORK ALONE!
That’s gotta go over well with the steampunk types. I could see a bunch of folks in morning suits and goggles renting a couple of these for a party.
OT: Castro wants to take over the US.
Well, I guess it is kinda on topic.
“Americans are ready to climb out of this darkness. We’re ready to keep our promises. And we’re not going to wait, we’re going to work,” Castro said in a video statement.”
Well, a perfect democrat candidate. Say some meaningless shit that sort of sounds good, never explain any of it.
Banal platitudes are banal. But people eat that shit up because feelz.
Is that the kid was held up at gunpoint and sent to Cuba?
That was Elian Gonzalez.
You taking over for UCS or what?
I like my story line of the kid we deported coming back to to become President (somehow) and become the first dictator (on paper) of the US.
Unpossible. Trump is first dictator. Hollywood millionaires hardest hit.
Ah yes, the the Medianoche Candidate. I think I saw this film.
That kid is a Republican, I can guarantee that.
Who’s worse – SF for writing this stuff, or me for enjoying it so much?
Why not both?
Yes.
False dilemma.
Well since neither one of you is Nikki it is a rather moot point
OT: So witnesses say this happened, but the top men say they have no idea about the perps motives…
*Update, live from Strasbourg*
Authorities have captured the gunman and he has told them the following:
“I did it for Allah, you infidels. I will kill all you infidels, I will chop your head off!”
Media: Live from Strasbourg, I guess we may never know his motives.
The only thing to fear is Islamophobia.
Islamophobiaphobia?
It’s phobias all the way down.
Amish, protesting materialism.
Strasbourg shooting witnesses say Christmas market killer shouted “Allahu Akbar”
Cultural enrichment.
Did Lizzy not get alt-text, or did the alt-text-eating gremlins that go after the ones I try to put in get it?
Her alt-text is in smoke cloud language. Your browser must be missing the font?
My green browser has carbon based pollution filter on. I can’t believe Lieawatha is trying to kill Gaia.
Non-Judeo-Christian religions get unlimited carbon credits, so it’s OK.
Oh yeah, the woke carbon exemption.
Speaking of which—China has a word for the useful idiots of the Western left:
I like that. I hope that becomes a meme.
*I looked up the Chinese characters here.
All commies agree on the end goal, they just disagree about how to get there. Have to admit though, at this point the Chicoms are kicking some Progcom ass. The progs just sit around drooling over social credit score systems and reeducation camps, while the Chicoms already got all that shit.
I’ve fixed it. Had in the wrong field.
The tip is to not put it in the field that says “Alternative Text,” but rather the “Image Title Attribute” field. I mean, that makes sense, right?
I scrolled up and read it, man you are going to get me fired.
One of these days someone is going to ask what I’m laughing at.
Because there cannot be an apolitical sports publication anymore
Great reply:
Wait…what? What in the blue hell does she has to do with sports?
Absolutely nothing, of course, but since all sportswriters now seem to be sportswriters because they didn’t get their dream job of writing for The Nation…..
It took all of my strength to not say to acquaintances, “DAT BITCH BE LYIN!” Nothing in her story checked out but yet she’s still hailed as this hero.
Shut your pie hole and listen to the sports commentators. They understand life and politics because sports.
Weird, I thought she was still in hiding because of the constant death threats?
The video was taken from her secure bunker, where she spends her days counting all those sweet donation dollars.
Read Barstool Sports or listen to their podcasts instead. Just sports, comedy, and girly pics. No pc
They’re basically what SI and ESPN use to be before they grew a vagina
They grew a vagina too??? I thought their testicles just shriveled up.
“The scrotum split down the seam, allowing the tiny dried testicles to drop the floor. The now loose halves of ballskin drew back into themselves like a hideous smile as the penis borrowed inward to invert itself.”
*claws at eyes*
Come on, man!
Meanwhile, Hillary’s pseudo penis was throbbing in anticipation of the impending penetration.
Wonderful description! I think I’ll pass on my afternoon snack and get straight to drinking.
::thousand yard stare::
I saw the best minds of my glibertarians destroyed by madness,
starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the links of Heroic Mulatto looking for an angry fix,
potheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly
connection to the SugarFree dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking
in the supernatural darkness of Warty’s Dungeon floating
across the tops of cities contemplating heavy metal,
who bared their asses to STEVE SMITH and saw
Mexican Pot Ass angels staggering on tenement roofs
illuminated,
*snap, snap*
I should be allowed to pull my member
I should be allowed to drink
I’m putting my smutty shoulder to the wheel.
I’m taking it out of my pants…
I am doing what my mommy told me not to do!
re- Chipwooder’s “sports” olink:
Is Rachel Denhollander the guy who won the girls’ high school sprint title?
No, she is a real victim of sexual abuse unlike the person presenting her the award.
Amy Jean Klobuchar continued to quietly matter not one bit.
Who?
Seriously, though. I’ve never heard of this person. Did you just make up a silly name and expect us to believe that this is a real person?
Jimbo haz a sad
As if.
She’s annoyed me ever since she was a city attorney. It is also annoying when she does dumb stuff and gets away with it because her father was a newspaper columnist and the local papers run interference for her.
For example, she crowed about passing legislation that banned lead in children’s toys. Except oops, the law was worded so poorly that it banned child sized atv’s and dirt bikes because of the lead in their batteries. So they had to go back and pass a new law to pass an exemption for those.
She’s a moron.
“she crowed about passing legislation that banned lead in children’s”
No need to go further. She used the magical phrase ‘for the children’. No one pays attention after that. If it’s for the children, you must be a terrible awful human being if you’re against it.
In other words, ‘For the Children’ is the most evil phrase ever coined by humans.
Wiki sez:
Klobuchar
passedcrapped out more legislation than any other Senator.She does look like the sort who would eat paper.
I had to throw in a fake one to make sure you guys are paying attention.
I just sort of realized that the Dems have a problem. Mueller keeps going at the same pace he started out 2 years ago, which consists of an occasional day or two of media hysteria ‘Trump DOOMED this time!’, happily regurgitated by Drudge and then a quick return to nothing.
But what’s really lacking is that there is sudden complete lack of latest Trump killer. Mueller can’t seem to get it done alone, but he’s always had that super hero side kick. Let’s see, who was the latest? Karla Marx? I think she’s already reached political peak and is in decline, before even stepping foot in Congress. Even the MSM fact check her and correct her and her own woke party members seem embarrassed by her. She’s going to struggle with short term survival and really has no extra energy to expend on being Trump Killer. So where did the rest go?
Adam Schiff? I am more and more convinced daily that we see this guy hauled off in a straight jacket and placed in a padded cell.
McCain? Oh yeah, he’s been dead for a while now.
Stormy? She’s busy on the corner trying to come up with 300k.
Cohen? Wasted a bunch of time snorting crack with Tom Arnold and searching for non-existent pee tapes. Now in prison.
Guess I have to check in with DU to see who the upcoming savior will be.
“Karla Marx? I think she’s already reached political peak and is in decline,”
The German press probably thought the same about Hitler in the early 30’s.
Nevermind the fact that Hitler, despite obviously being evil, was also very intelligent. I don’t see Karla getting most of the country to follow her in a cult like manner. Nope, don’t see that.
I’m not getting the sense that the average German supported Hitler because of his intelligence. He couldn’t be too intelligent if he was a socialist. The “Kill the Jew bastards” approach probably resonated a bit more.
Economic hardship and still a sore ass over the Treaty of Versailles. In those situations it’s too easy to look for an evil cause of all your woes. And Hitler latched onto it. The villain was the JOOS!
She Guevara does not have enough brain cells to even conceptualize something like that, let alone the oral skills to pull it off. Oral skills, I know, have at it.
Anyway, she’ll never make it in politics, the machine is going to eat her alive.
As long as she stays on the “Evul White Men” script she’ll survive just fine. Shouldn’t be a problem as she seems to be a true believer.
skill in deceit and manipulation isn’t often in the traditional definition of “intelligence”,
Next you’ll be telling us that “emotional intelligence” isn’t really a form of intelligence, either.
Oh, wait, I think you just did.
Intelligent or cunning? Hitler was a high school dropout who wasn’t even accepted into fucking art school. That having been said, he definitely was possessed of a certain charisma that he knew how to use to his advantage.
Certainly intelligent at influencing people and gaining control. Not intelligent as in intellectual. Also, not very good at long term empire management.
So, in other words, “cunning”? 🙂
So cunning is not a form of intelligence? OK then, HM wins by power of the dictionary!
Hitler was the utlimate charismatic speaker. The fascists did go deeper than just socialism and nationalism by putting in thought on man’s purpose in the world.
Hitler was also the world’s worst military stragetist. If somebody with a decent mind couls have controlled him, the Nazis might still be running Europe.
Well, as Aesop said in reference to the fox, “not intelligence but a low kind of cunning.” I would agree that both are forms of mental acuity, but skill in deceit and manipulation isn’t often in the traditional definition of “intelligence”, which is why it is often contrasted with “cunning”.
“Hitler was also the world’s worst military stragetist. If somebody with a decent mind couls have controlled him, the Nazis might still be running Europe.”
If Hitler would have had some self control and patience, I can actually believe that we’d all be speaking German now. But it turns out that invading Russia and then subsequently dragging the US into a war was not, to say the least, the most brilliant strategy ever. Suicide is what it was.
Ah, wait, wasn’t really Hitler who dragged us in. Was Japan. Still, Germany decided to join in with Japan against the US.
That, and the promise to restore German great power status – which many people believed Germany deserved and which had been unjustly taken by the “stab in the back.”
e couldn’t be too intelligent if he was a socialist.
He was intelligent. Socialism is for the people, not the socialist. His socialism was an avenue to power. It always is.
So you’re saying we have two Hitlers now!?
Yes, but one is dead and the other is POTUS.
Zombie Hitler strongest Hitler of all!
Nobody needs 23 kinds of Hitler!
Way to make me agree with Bernie.
She’s going to struggle with short term survival and really has no extra energy to expend on being Trump Killer.
Nah. She’s got her seat as long as she wants it. That said, I think this is the final stop on her political career. She’s become a punchline.
The Illinois GOP thought Obama and Emmanuel were punchlines in the early 90’s. The Dem party anointed those two and the press happily obliged in exalting them to royalty status. The same will happen with Occluded-Cortex unless she is caught on video diddling children of color.
Props for the choice of Occluded-Cortex pic. One can almost envision that drawn in mauve, cream, and teal with the letters “C U B A” underneath.
“GREEN NEW DEAL!” Alex screeched and kicked over the blocks they had given her to play with while they tried to talk.
That about sums it up.
The classics. They just never get old .
Apparently the EU is more like the mob than a trade union- death is your only way out.
Congrats to those who continue to pretend as if the EU is a net good and definitely compatible with the notion of less government and not just a supranational government designed to further American foreign policy interests in Europe
The EU is just a club for the globalist elite. It still cracks me up as to how anyone ever believed that Teresa May was going to orchestrate Brexit. She’s a pawn of the EU and her orders and intention from the start was to derail Brexit by any means possible. I said that on day one of her being PM and lookie here, I’ve been proven right. Not that it was hard to figure out.
Also, our leftist media are in love with the EU. I cannot remember even one mention here in any MSM outlet that a big part of the grievances of the protesters in France is immigration. Nope, it’s 100% about a tax that hasn’t been explained to them well enough yet. And can they throw together a sadder rendition of a revolution? Yellow safety vests, paint cans, and sticks? Wow, they are too scary. I guess that’s what happens when you get dependent on free stuff and trade that for your rights and weapons.
a supranational government designed to further American foreign policy interests in Europe
That’s a new one.
I thought they need their own military to defend themselves from us? One thing for sure, I’m all in on them paying for their own military.
“One thing for sure, I’m all in on them paying for their own military.”
That would be nice. Or better yet, at least not drag us into their conflicts
There is a striking overlap between NATO and the EU and the eastern expansion of both
The imagery in the prose is incredible. You are like a perverted James Joyce. So… James Joyce.
SF reminds me of Clive Barker with a little less fantasy, little more perversion.
https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2018/12/12/scott-maddox-paige-carter-smith-tallahassee-corruption-fbi-investigation-probe-city-hall/2287831002/
A corrupt Democrat? I’m shocked!
And in Florida! Truly unprecedented!
Ugly sweater contest at tonights work thing. I don’t even own a sweater. But I do own one of these. Sadly, I’ve put on some weight since I got it in my youth and works more as a vest now. 🙁
Just glue some fur on it, you’re ready to roll.
All the better to show off your gold chains!
Yeah what the hell
It’s not that he owns that. It’s that he admitted he owns it. Snakeskin Cowboy?
Yeah, who the hell does he think he is?
They are coming for our guns.
“Get Ready: With Democrats in Power, 2019 Will Be the Year of Gun Confiscation”
Did the dems finally get rid of the Senate? They’re even sneakier than I thought.
In my opinion, 3 things the Democrats must do over the next 2 years.
1. Introduce and pass as many gun control bills as possible.
2. Impeach, impeach, impeach. If it’s a Republican, impeach it!
3. Get She Guevara in front of a camera at every opportunity. Just She, on camera, 24/7.
Considering how squishy Trump seems to be when it comes to the right to keep and bear arms, are you sure cheerleading for that is wise?
I’m pretty confident in it. For starters, because nothing meaningful (for the left) can get past the Senate. Also, I don’t believe Trump is squishy on gun rights. I’ll wait to see proof of that. Pulling DiFi’s chain is not proof.
But it’s not proof against either. In fact, until proven otherwise, we should assume he says what he means and means what he says.
“we should assume he says what he means”
Maybe some of the time when he’s not trolling the dems. Or as much as we believe any politician. I mean, that might be the one sure way to lose a lot of his base if he goes along with gun control. So it’s no so much what he says, just a feeling about what I think he might do, or not. I believe he might as well sign mass amnesty for illegals as to sign on to gun control. It would make me believe he’s not running again.
If just verbalizing that doesn’t make your blood run cold, I don’t know what to tell you.
When is that from?
Trump also once said we should legalize all drugs. I don’t believe that either. I just keep hoping he will de-schedule cannabis, haha.
Pence? Pence is an authoritarian ass. I believe he’d do anything and probably find a religious justification for it.
But when it comes down to Trump actually signing any gun control measures. I don’t believe it. I could be wrong, but I’ll err on the side of saying he won’t do it.
When the only thing standing between you and the doorkickers is a Senate leadership that has already said they would support this kind of thing, and a President who has already said it doesn’t go far enough, well, my confidence level that it won’t happen is pretty low.
My guess is he’s squishier than, say, I would like, but he’s not squishy like DiFi would like. I could see him saying kind things about stuff like the bump-stock ban and like federally-mandated waiting periods or that sort of thing, but not something like another assault weapons ban.
would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?
OutEffinstanding
I don’t even know what the hell…
Now that’s some field!
RUN DNC!