Howdy, y’all. I am experiencing a five-dollar word feeling — ennui. Which is not the feeling of preferring an enema to dealing with another shitty UI. I don’t know what the feeling is, but I experience it every time I have to log my time in PeopleSoft. No, I’m just bored and discontent with my life today. Like every other feeling I have, it will pass. On the plus side, I only have one more day of work this week. So I assume it will pass sometime tomorrow afternoon.

Joe Biden, known biographical plagarist and creepy toucher of women, claims he is “the most qualified person in the country to be President”. In a way that makes this the best and worst of all possible time-lines to live in, he is not wrong.

Chimpanzee tribe aggressively defends island. Sorry, former laboratory test subject chimp tribe.

Camile Paglia gives another interesting interview.

He died with his boots on.

When I was a dramatic teenager, this would have been the perfect song for the mood.