Good morning my little rapscallions, and what a wonderful morning it is as the government is still partially shutdown and Trump pulled an absolutely fantastic troll.  The best part was that he waited just a few hours before they were leaving before dropping it on them, after they had all loaded onto a bus to head out, causing this hilarity.


Texas Woman fakes being her autistic twin sister  in an attempt try to get a caretaker to have sex with her.


A Federal Appeals Court lifted an injunction from an Austin judge that forbid Texas from stripping Planned Parenthood of Medicaid funds.


In addition, a District Court fines Austin $9 million for their refusal to allow handguns inside City Hall.


Top Obama White House lawyer in trouble after allegedly making false statements.



I have always been curious as to what happened to her.


Welcome to Costco, I love you.






That’s all I got for today, I’ll leave you with a song and move on with my day.