Its always tough to follow a Hat & Hair episode. I mourn for the rest of the world who has not lived through our wonderful alternate reality. Here are some fun links to get you talking.

Florida Woman resigns from city council after being accused of non-consensual face-licking. Apparently, this is the final act in a long-running feud.

Cops who shot armed security guard in back will not face charges. Fuck.

Brits give two-fingered salute to EC President. He must be a secret Brexiter.

Greeks also taking the piss out of EU. The Greek Health Minister smokes when he drinks! Reeeeee!

How about a little Western Swing in honor of the Greeks.