I’m sneaking out to see the Rays-Astros game, so some of these may be stale by the time you get them. I’d love to care, but about the time you see them, Blake Snell will be hurling the first pitch towards home plate. Its about time we got back to that time of year where the final stanza of the national anthem is “Play Ball!”

Apparently, there’s a bridge in Scotland that dogs jump off of to their death or injury with startling regularity. Poor doggos.

40 years later, it’s still true that more people died at Chappaquiddick than Three Mile Island.

I was expecting knights in shining armor.

Cryptid spotted in DC! Okay, so it was just a mask. She better hope SWAMP SMITH approves of her work.