I ate a whole bunch of Easter candy and now that its gone, I’m going on a Breatharian diet until my kidneys an pancreas stop hating me. So hopefully just until tomorrow.

Jared Kushner says Middle East peace plan to be unveiled after Ramadan. In a quote I totally just made up, he said: “We think that the Muslim stakeholders will be much more agreeable if they can eat during the daytime.”

Say it ain’t so, Joe. Say it ain’t so!

The Easter Bunny has a hard time making ends meet during the rest of the year. Of course he lives in Pasco county.

Texas is getting ready to kill another one of those shitbirds who gave us the Federal Hate Crimes statute. I hope the painkillers fail and it hurts for a while.

Boy that chick was cute… 25 years ago?!! Holy shit! That can’t be right, can it?