Hola, bitchachos. Happy Friday. My mother-in-law is coming into town this weekend, and we get along famously. I’m sure my boys will be crazy all weekend. If you need me I’ll be attending to this work emergency that has suddenly come up and absolutely must be worked on all weekend. In my office. But I can totally drink while taking care of it. Just, you know, too busy to hang out. Maybe the boys want to spend special time with MiMi and their mom, right?

Wow, this is really fucked up. I didn’t realize that cyclopia was an actual thing that could happen. Creepy AF.

Herman Wouk, author of The Caine Mutiny, dead at 103. That’s a pretty good run.

Fucking Austria, man.

Seriously, do not let a computer drive your car unsupervised. Especially with you in it. It appears that it does not do a good job of recognizing semi-trucks turning left in front of it.

Here’s a pretty song for Friday.