Hi guys, I’m excited to say, I didn’t make the police blotter last night. Tonight could be a different story. My wife has a some sort of pre-graduation ceremony, and then I think we are going out with some of her classmates. One of whom’s husband is an honest-to-god sailor. Like, makes his living working on a boat. So, who knows what will happen then.

Oxford Rhodes Scholar, world record beer drinker, and former Australian PM passes. Good on ya, myte.

This sounds like good news. Fuck cancer.

Its almost like there’s a reason we don’t reuse needles. Fuck this guy.

I’m thinking about a career change.

Tonight, bring me the Disco King.