I am going to try and find a new fetish for all you fine people. Let’s dive right in.
This is a great entry level new fetish. It is closely related to the money shot facial in vanilla porn and the money shit facial in the more outré corners of the internet.
It even comes in two sub-groups:
Just loaded up those fingertips and get it on…
The ultimate taboo for the gluten-sensitive…
Tired of people and their annoying safe words? Why not exorcize your demons on a tree?
Giant Sea Penises
Yes, this new fetish would require scuba certification and quite a bit of equipment, but it would be just you and a majestic sea penis that you could have all to yourself. And you can turn down your oxygen for a safe, belt-free bout of autoerotic asphyxiation.
Need something to do with all those used up baby dolls plotting against you in the attic? Get aroused by night terrors?
Or if swarms are more your style:
Some dark pleasures are so new, they don’t even have a name yet…
Just remember, whatever it is you are into: