I’m putting my plans for an automatic groping device on hold.

Good morning my Glibs and Gliberinas!  And what a glorious morning it always is as Joe Biden promises to cure cancer if elected president, you better vote for Joe unless you love cancer, you don’t love cancer, do you?


Speaking of Joe, creepy porn lawyer is accusing him of stealing his slogan and theme.


Quinnipiac poll has Biden over Trump by 13.  Finally, we’ll have that cancer cure.  I genuinely hope Biden wins the primary, the debates will be pure fucking gold.


FBI notes of Clinton’s emails go missing, oopsy.


House voted to empower the House Judiciary Committee to be able to seek subpoenas against the DOJ.


VA Democrat, who pleaded guilty to having sex with his teenage secretary, won the Democrat primary for a state senate seat.


Pinterest insider blows whistle on Christian censorship.


That’s all I got for today.  I’ll leave you with a song and move along with my day.