Hey guys, I hope no one here is as hungover as my wife. She had an excellent 4th of July, and I suspect the first hour or so of the 5th were pretty fun, too, but now… Grumpy.

Slate grudgingly admits that the whole 4th of July thing was not quite the third act of The Wall.

Modern day slavery in the UK. Insert Polack joke… well, its really not funny.

Man, I knew teledildonics was going to be huge. Shoulda, woulda, coulda.

Good news, more armed good guys in school. Bad news, police training.