Middle of the week. Haven’t seen my kids in 4 days, and not really missing them yet. I also fixed an ice maker, glued a lamp back together, and moved some furniture. Other than having biscuits of failure for breakfast, life has been good.

Looks like the governor of Porko Puerto Rico is out.

Supreme Generalissima Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still not dead.

Well, if you’re gonna commit career suicide, do it well.

Hey, some people think college has become less rigorous. Do they not even take attendance in “Rocks for Jocks” anymore?