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Wow first? Maybe… I figured out how SF stories come into existence.
https://talktotransformer.com/
Did you even watch the video?!?
Yes I did just wanted to get first comment in.
This was recorded live, right?
No, I think you figured out how most of the MSM generates its click-bait nowadays.
That too.
One weird trick?
Huh. So the hat & hair are Glibs? Why don’t I see them in the comments section like Steve Smith and Zardoz?
They’re lurkers.
Hat doesn’t strike me as a lurker. Stomper, maybe.
I think Hat’s using an alias. Now, list of suspects…hmmm…
*eyes up Yufus*
Hey,
Not too Glib? He lost my vote.
I love these so much. Thank you
I lol’d.
This topped the Kanye episode.
Too Glib? TOO Glib?!?
Un-possible.
That’s it, now Bernie gets my vote.
Look on your vote you moron and despair.
You’ve been waiting to unleash that one, haven’t you?
I was finally able to get a hat and hair mug. But more than $30 after shipping and tax? I hope you get a large portion.
Thanks. Which store did you buy from? (Both the CafePress and RedBubble stores have mugs, I wonder how the pricing compares after taxes and fees)
Tulip, if I had known you were in the market for the merch, I would have told you to contact me; Redbubble gave me
the hook-upa break on swag.This goes for all you not-too glibs, presuming we can figure out getting your order to you.
CPRM must have gone through a ton of tape to find that. Kudos.
Yes, HE earns every penny
Look at you assuming CPRM’s gender. Shitlord.
I identify as He-Man, but xe never asked! *runs off crying*
#XeToo
“Feature, not a bug!”
“The vervet monkey has a blue scrotum which is used to attract mates.”
https://twitter.com/StrangeAnimaIs/status/1143176956663476224
Smurftastic.
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf
??
I have presumed, for some time now, that HM has the ‘nodding Cosby’ gif somewhere on his computer, and uses it in an official capacity.
Because, I know I try to…
I thought that was from failing to find a mate?
@WeGlibertarians
I’d forget to jump to the new thread half the time without the reminders
I keep forgetting we can’t be too glib.
Apparently, I’m unglib for restarting my browser or something.
Well that and being cool with Sex Offender Registries.
I’m against sex offender registries.
For the obvious reasons…
My bad, I took it that you were in the ban ’em all side of this article.
I’m saying that they should do criminal background checks. Then again, I think kids and drag should be kept separate in the first place.
I went to the gatornationals with my uncle when I was 5. I don’t see the problem.
Reality show idea! Drag²! Drag queens drag racing.
That’s racist, man.
Start your engines!
Wow that is almost CNN level intellectual slight of hand sex offender registries and background checking people before you hire them to work with kids are not equivalent things at all.
Board members were split between those who said registered sex offenders should be automatically disqualified from ever giving a talk at the library, and those who said it should be allowable in some circumstances.
The article was about banning people on the sex offender registry. That is how they wanted to determine if someone was unfit to read to children. Just because they cloak it in ‘background check’ garb doesn’t mean it can’t/won’t be abused. Instead of ‘reading to children’ think ‘owning a gun.’
Owning a gun is a fundamental right giving a talk in a forum that selects speakers is not. If the debate were about allowing the offenders to use the library, or to speak in an open forum I’d agree with you.
Also the context was you snarkily playing gotcha in a setting that had nothing to do with that article. I am guessing I missed an earlier heated exchange, and maybe I should have checked for that before jumping in.
No, there was no earlier heated exchange, I just noticed that the Count had repeatedly posted about the Drag Queen Story Hour and seemed angered that people on a Sex Offender Registry were allowed to read to children. Then He mentioned not being ‘Glib” so I threw that ‘usually’ non-libertarian position (having faith in a government complied list) back at him. If it was snarky or gotcha-y that’s all on me, that’s just how I
Troll. Also jump in anytime, the more idea’s the better,and please tell Hyperion to change his handle if you get the chance.I’m for sex addicted hot chick registeries.
With penises?
Just noticed the little bits under the hair, I could accept them as dandruff but they move with the Hair, also there is a white triangle by Donny’s right elbow that is very disconcerting , and finally I’m certain the the wainscoting in the oval office isn’t staggered. Other than that nice job *Thumbs Up Emoji* *
White PowerO.K. Emoji*1. The answer to that is laziness, by the time I noticed it I had already rigged the puppetry elements and didn’t want to have to monkey with that again to fix it.
2. That only shows up sometimes in some players, I’m not seeing in my browser on this one, but I have seen that before. I don’t know where it comes from, it’s not on the model.
3. FYTW!
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1166765075010482176
Busted.
Seems legit.
The same pattern of photoshop. Huh….
::looks at post::
She’s Tulpa? She must lurk, then.
CPRM, I loved it and I love your work.
But I was wondering why the hat has a lisp.
Because he has a bill, duh.
/Daffy Duck
How do you explain Sylvester, then?
Mel Blanc voiced both characters
Did Donald have a lisp? I forgot. I just remember neither of them wore pants.
As Hobbit suggests, a little inspiration taken from Daffy Duck (I modeled the original hat’s mouth on daffy’s bill) and also, Master Shake kind of has a lisp, and he was much an inspiration.
Tulsi might be a shit candidate, but she still sounds “reasonable” on Tucker. Especially compared to the other Dems.
I pay scant attention to nation politics but the only thing that I recall about Tulsi that was different from the rest of the field was that she was anti-war.
Now they all sound the same.
She sounds like she can think and talk at the same time. Way ahead of the other Dem candidates.
Not an endorsement. At all.
I think she is one of the best candidates, but the DNC was never going to let her win.
Reminds me of the general who quit after the first debate in 2015- Dems ain’t gonna let no non-crazy/corrupt ex-military normie be the nominee.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EDEwAskXkAAdqqA.jpg:large
Something about the duality of man?
+1 born to kill
+1 peace sign
The Great Taco giveth and the Great Taco taketh away
You write “Born to Kill” on your helmet and you wear a peace button.
I wore a peace sign on the chain with my dogtags in Basic. Caught a lot of shit about it, too. This was in the Viet Nam War period (1971).
Wow, you’re old.
The taco didn’t kill him. Fake news.
Tacos don’t kill until you marry them.
Why don’t you get on the team and come aboard for the big win?
‘Inside of every gook is an American trying to get out.’
The Colonel was a bit of a rebel himself.
From taco we come, to taco we return as soon as we can, but in the end taco always outlives us.
“Sex robots with ‘coding errors’ prone to ‘violence and could strangle humans’
Doll collector Brick Dollbanger fears what could happen if robots are not regulated
Sex robots plagued with coding errors could be prone to violent behaviours including strangling, an expert has warned.
Doll collector Brick Dollbanger fears violent repercussions if robotics are not regulated properly.
He believes a simple “coding error” could turn AI girlfriends against their owners if they are equipped with free will.
Brick, who has closed ties with manufacturers Realbotix and Abyss, told Daily Star Online: “It scares me to death, it’s a machine and it’s always going to be a machine.
“If you’ve watched the movies, Ex-Machina, because I honestly believe synthetics are going to look very similar to that movie.
“It’s not going to be something you can hit with a pipe and it’s going to fall apart.
“I’ve always said, when a synthetic can support itself, that synthetic is going to be much stronger than a normal human.
“It’s going to be more durable, instead of having bones it’s going to have high impact, plastic or aluminium frame, it’s going to be very strong, and it won’t get tired, it won’t stop unless it runs out of an energy supply.”
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-robots-coding-errors-prone-18992240
So like Summer Glau in the Sarah Connor Chronicles? HAWT
I thought one had to pay extra for the strangling option
Feature, not a bug?
Finally, the dreams of being choked by a fembot that have stirred in my bones since Austin Powers can finally come true.
Man, I couldn’t resist. Also, you have it, too, huh?
Today in I hate everyone in this story:
I don’t see anyone asking why we need “legislative prayer” but what do I know.
Dear Lord, please help the legislators understand that it is OK not to pass new laws and adjourn early.
Amen!
Not a law, but a state legislature rule. We need to call Robert to find out if this against the rules of order.
That was my proposed Legislative Prayer, not a lament about the fact that that body of govt has such a rule/practice whatever.
So say we all!
My brother wanted to run for office based on the pledge “I will pass no laws; only repeal laws.”
He was mostly joking.
Could a satanist do it? Be more fitting.
Or a Global Warming fear monger. That is a religion.
There’s probably already a court case somewhere that answers this question.
“Because the violation of the 1st is deemed an historic tradition, we need to continue to violate the 1st. ” Thus demonstrating to us that we need to pounce on every constitutional violation immediately before it lasts long enough to take on some historic tradition aura.
Yup.
Need to see more of that picture on the wall. Other than that, good stuff.
Here you go.
Hawt.
Hmmm (contemplates avatar image)
If you figure it out, let us know. Made me smile for some reason.
It cuts off her head.
“Chicks have faces?”
You guys have better eyes or larger monitor than me. I have no idea what half the avatars are.
We can fix that.
We can fix that.
That’s how I always pictured her.
This is why there are no libertarian wymen.
You obviously missed a certain thread a few months back.
Huh…I thought it was Hyperion and NOT you, straff.
Love all of you unequally.
Not sure if flattered or mortified.
Upon further reflection, neither.
Just highly amused.
Damn. I was going for both. It’s my go to move.
You mentioned ‘moves’, straff?
Haven’t had a “move” in decades. Just enjoy playing around.
Me, too. Although, I find it helps to have the moves… 😉
I’m loving the Glibs mention. Great find.
You are dedicated to your craft CPRM.
Never really knew what “glib” meant until 2017.
Yeah, CynicalAFbutCopingthroughHumortarians just wasnt catchy enough.
Lol
Twas the winds of fortune, or the will of the Elder gods, one never can be sure of such things in regards to Hat and Hair.
https://archive.li/nCoHf/abf0a342c34ad4917589a6637733ffd29a769a3f.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/gKYun/97439bf15c224cd44d1888c95167ec166b853ee4.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/smJpD/38279c6dadabcd11983a23a9245645a5b59153f7.jpg
NSFW.
Is she available?
1-800-HOT-THOT
It’s free for the first 2 minutes! (and only $74.99 for each additional minute)
How are any of those NSFW?
Too much ink in the first, Too many navel piercings in the second, and the third looks like she’s about to cry, I assume she’s being sex trafficked. Just by looking at them I feel dirty and shame.
I didn’t know you were Catholic too.
https://youtu.be/OKjgf5mBGoQ
Hyperbole gets it.
Today is the last day of the season for the local public pool. I brought my youngest mostly just to get out of the house and away from the TV and games.
His favorite pool is a big oval donut-shaped, shallow pool with about a half-dozen water jets creating a flow. I’m just chilling in my pop-up tent/shelter watching the parade of MILFs.
Seems a bit early for closing pools.
Japan remains an open air pool for at least another month or so.
Not this one. It closes when school opens up next week.
Was meaning the humidity.
Well, I thought you meant cesspool because Chinese tourist season ends then. Racist.
Hey! I’m not a Hong Konger and their 蝗蟲 for tourist mainlanders.
Ah, yeah. Sometimes on my morning runs it feels like I’m breathing soup.
It’s Japan. The rules say that it is too cool to be swimming outdoors in September. It might be 90 degrees and 70 percent humidity but the rules say otherwise.
システムなので….
SMDH?
FYTW.
Tell him about the swim cap and rest time…
I don’t really mind the hourly rest breaks. It helps to clear the pool of “floaters” – whether those are poorly monitored infants or products of same.
Probably just a Baby Ruth, take a bite and check.
New flavor of Kit Kat?
Just so happened I was just watching this MadTv sketch as well.
Eeeeew.
Ugh. That was for Tej.
Hey! Peanuts, you’re right!
Got burned to a crisp at one of those pools a few years ago. Wise move to stay in the tent and pop a tent to the MIRFS.
*narrows gaze*
That’s Krusty-approved.
Maybe even Crusty approved; I can’t be too sure.
Both, both is good.
Well, you say that…
/be careful what you wish for
We are already blessed by the writings of Sugar Free, nothing can concern me no mo’.
I could start animating some of the more grotesque things SF writes, then you would have retract that.
Of course! ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
Wow–a time when not refreshing actually kinda worked out.
If your account was hacked, how would you know if it was the Chinese or whether it was aliens?
That sounds awfully wascist to me.
I just woke up to the funniest thing I have heard this year, Great work CPRM!
Bravo!
It happens at least once a month, like a 60 yrs old’s erection.
Heard, not felt, ya whipper snapper,
I would ask, “Experience?”, but…well, you know.
Well, I guess I gotta lead from the bottom of the list and say that this is another homedown, CPRM. You make me proud(er) to wear the shirts.
A homedown? I don’t want to know about your key parties.
Not ho-down, ya degenerate.
Degenerate? I’m not the one throwing key parties! (I did take classes on news writing, I know how to spin)
“Newspeak”, eh?
You know, these usually get around 115 unique hits, not a lot when compared to youtube videos on the whole, but that’s way more people than regularly comment. So the lurkers dig the cartoon as well.
Maybe word is getting out…?
Those have been almost consistent numbers for all 20 eps; so that seems to be regular viewers.
And to extrapolate; if each regular viewer only pledged $1 a month, it would almost double my Patreon while allowing many of my current Patrons to pay less per month….basically we got a bunch of freeloaders.
Can one do that–$1/month?
This was my first watch and I loved it. I went to your patreon site, CPRM, and I got distracted by kids and wife, then a storm, but you can count me in. I’m also going to go back and watch the rest. I got a good chuckle. Thx for that. And I can only imagine the work it takes to do it, so yeah, value freely given and freely reciprocated… (in the am)
Many thanks Ozy; I don’t do it for the money, but we all know that’s a great motivator.
Hmmm, I don’t consider the people who take the time to read my submissions as “freeloaders”. Just happy they took the time to enjoy my work.
Because you’re a filthy socialist!
Look at Stephen King over here.
I don’t do it for a living, so there’s that.
None of us work. Ask Rufus.
My 14 yr olds are hellbent on an idea for making their own video game, learning C#, graphic design, game theory, etc. Internet is being used for good, as there is countless resources to achieve what they want. Plus I buy up Udemy courses when they are on sale for them to reference
Creativity is always worth fostering, even if it leads to disappointment.
Agreed. One of them is our company’s webmaster for our company site.
Build younglings….build
Damn!
For the dog grooming? (that’s you, right?)
*licks own balls* Sorry, did you say something?
As opposed to…?
Yours?
H/t Tonio
Should I say that I’m touched? ‘Cause, if so, I gotta report you.
Also, Tonio must move very quietly, because I never noticed.
Mad TV used to be #unwoke!
Miss Swan was always my favorite.
Time for a bedtime documentary. (I haven’t watched it, well, I mean I’m watching it now to fall asleep, but I can’t vouch for the information, because I’m just now watching it)
Who brings elephants to England? The poor beasts will freeze to deathl
Well, if England won’t go to the elephants…
Great job CPRM. I especially liked the picture on the wall. It’s very Trumpian.
Cold. Rocky. Shit-hole.
/::hiss:: don’t tattle on me ::hiss::
Very glib indeed. Tremendous audio clips there.
That didn’t take long.
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2019/08/29/shocker-lawrence-odonnell-retracts-trump-loan-story-on-air-but-still-wont-say-its-inaccurate/
I’m kinda groovin’ on this: https://www.theblaze.com/news/fbi-raids-homes-of-uaw-union-bosses-as-part-of-corruption-probe
MeToo. See below.
You get no credit because you Gilmored the link.
It works for me…what gives?
The Curse of Gilmore.
I’ve never seen this: A link that works for the poster but not others. I wonder what happened.
Oh well…maybe it’s my eyesight.
So true.
https://youtu.be/RG69PMDBfaE
Gah! He got me….again ::gasp::
That Chappelle clip on the sidebar. Wow. On abortion and child support: “If you can kill the motherfucker, I can abandon him.”
The man has comedy chops.
He’ll go where the joke needs to go and fuck the consequences. No problem granting him protected class privileges if he’s gonna do that.
He takes no prisoners.
Least surprising news of the day.
https://www.dailycaller.com/2019/08/28/fbi-raids-uaw-chief-home/
Client gives me tickets to the Yomiuri game tonight. Real good game.
https://imgur.com/a/OQErofR