Happy Tuesday, I’m tired. Long night last night. Here is one set of half-ass links for your enjoyment.

Florida Man gets busted dealing Vitamin E in the shape of Trump’s head (and orange!)

That moose stole my taco!

I knew Britain was becoming a shithole, surrounded by communist Europeans, but I didn’t realize we’d need to organize an airlift.

America’s Space Force becomes real August 29!