STEVE SMITH GLAD IT FRIDAY. HIM KICK BACK, RELAX. BY RELAX MEAN VISIT CAMPGROUND, RAPE CAMPERS, MAKE S’MORES. STEVE SMITH LIKE S’MORES. KNOW WHAT ELSE STEVE SMITH LIKE? LINKS. AND WHEN HIM GIVE ADVICE! SO STEVE SMITH DO BOTH FOR FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE.
START WITH ADVICE. GOOD ADVICE. FROM STEVE SMITH. BETTER THAN THIS HOOMAN GIVE.
Q: My Aunt Mildred has just passed. She was in her late 80s, it was in her sleep, we’re all at peace about it. Here’s the problem: In her will, she left my 14-year-old daughter her horrible bird. I am biased, because I grew up in New York and see all birds as rats with wings, but I never imagined one would wind up living and pooping in my house. It’s a monk parakeet, which the internet tells me can live from 15 to 20 years (“Hawk” is, as far as we can tell, about 5 years old.) I don’t want it in my house, and I really don’t want to inherit it when my daughter leaves for college. What do I do?
A: STEVE SMITH SHAKE HEAD AT SILLY HOOMAN. WHY YOU TURN GIFT AWAY? IT FREE FOOD! STEVE SMITH LOVE BIRD. IT BETTER THAN POSSUM OR RAT!
YOU NO LIKE EAT PET BIRD? GO FIND HOBO. GIVE HOBO BIRD. HOBO EAT BIRD. ALL HAPPY – YOU NOT HAVE BIRD, HOBO GET EAT MEAL. YOU WELCOME FOR GOOD ADVICE! STEVE SMITH ASK ONE FAVOR. SEND FEATHERS FROM COLORY BIRD. STEVE SMITH ADD TO SAVINGS ACCOUNT.
STEVE SMITH SEE WHY FRIEND ZARDOZ GIVE ADVICE…IT FUN! LINKS FUN TOO. SO GOOD LINKS. HERE GO.
- THIS NO STEVE SMITH. HIM NOT LIVE IN CITY! NEWSPAPER NOT RIGHT. STEVE SMITH HAVE STYLISH CAVE IN WOODS. HIM MORE COUNTRY MOUSE, NOT CITY MOUSE. BY MOUSE, MEAN RAPESQUATCH.
- IT LOOK LIKE CHOO-CHOO COST MORE MUNNIES. STEVE SMITH HOOT AND LAUGH WHEN READ In May, elected officials on the Sound Transit board advanced several alternatives for environmental review, including more expensive options that would require still-unidentified “third party funding.”
- LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FIGURE OUT BEST PLACE FOR CANDIDATE. JAIL.
STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE HAVE GOOD FRIDAY NIGHT!