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There not in the oval office, and we are, great work! lots of work damn!
It takes a lot of work to find, edit and all those clips into something coherent and Funny as Hell, Bravo!
Thanks.
Agree> Well done. Watched it twice to make sure I didn’t miss anything.
LOLOLOLOLOL
What happened to the black guy from The Shining?
Scatman is dead, sorry to tell you….Oh you mean the non-Spartacus POC that’s running? He’s next to Biden.
SF’s version to compare to.
That whole subplot was unforgivably bad. I cringe every time.
Not a good joke, a Dane Cook joke!
Classic.
Poor Dane Cook, the Dane Cook of comedians.
Best comment ever.
Best comment ever.
X2
Da squirrels have infiltrated!!
Let none to speak ill of the squirrels.
the first, and only, time I watched Dane Cook was at a party. all of the normals were cracking up and I felt like an alien.
He’s just running around making faces and yelling
how is this funny?
it’s like that puppet guy comedian. all of my friends thought he was hilarious and I didn’t get it. oh Dunham.
I like comedians who tell jokes. Youngman. Dangerfield. Pryor. Chappelle. McDonald. Wright.
I even like the red neck comedians. Including larry…
Yo! My Patreon payment went through yesterday and I should be back on schedule. Just need to get you a quick lump sum to get you squared.
Anyway, I’ve got a few episodes to catch up on before I watch this. See ya soon!
Saul Goodman.
“Here’s the podium order for the October 15 #DemDebate in Ohio:”
https://twitter.com/Bidar411/status/1179464248935813120
I get the impression the DNC really doesn’t t want these people debating substantively until the last possible second. Platitudes blathered out over forty-five seconds are fine. Back and forth exchanges like Inside the Actors Studio is just going to give them problems.
Actually letting these lunatics spell out their idiotic and unconstitutional solutions to non problems seems like a bad play to me as well.
They will all already have a hard time in the general election making themselves palatable to the majority of Americans who work for a living and aren’t vindictive professionals grifters as it is.
Ain’t no bottom to the stupidity of American voters.
This is true. See: the entire span of 20th century American politics.
My wife has her Citizenship Oath Ceremony on Friday, and I told her ‘Congrats, you now know more about the Constitution than 80-90% of native born Americans’. Seriously, I’d wager that more than 80% of publicly educated Americans cannot point out the state they live in on a map.
I agree. It’s incredible how poor public education is in this country. Its almost like throwing MOAR GRANTZ at the problem doesn’t work.
Our Republic needs educated citizens to function and now we develop our collective political understanding by reading Instagram rather than Livy and Plutarch and Thucydides.
And I guarantee that your wife indeed knows more about our country and government than most Americans.
I was fortunate to be educated in the system when it was still about education and not indoctrination. Those days are long gone. Math is now racist and you need to learn that there are 23 genders, today, tomorrow, maybe there are 46, but that’s what is important.
Ohhh, Tulsi Gabbard made the cut. Shame she’s at far (house) left (aka stage right).
Way to bust those stereotypes, Ton.
A Dane Cook joke. ?
Inorite, what is this 2008?
I haven’t watched much stand-up in the last decade, except Doug Allen.
But I mean, maybe his other stand-up special was edgier.
My boss went to rehab with Greg Giraldo.
2 narcissists…they did not get alng.
Wait, what were we talking about?
Does anyone in rehab really get along with anyone else?
Sadly we no longer have Greg Giraldo.
“Kids are getting sick from eating vaping cartridges full of liquid nicotine
Doctors in Kansas are sounding the alarm over a vaping-related trend where young children get a hold of their parents devices and consume whole cartridges full of liquid nicotine, a report said.
“We’ve had kids eat the cartridges, drink the solutions and get sick,” Dr. Stephen Thornton, medical director for the University of Kansas Health System Poison Control Center, told KMBC.
The poison center fielded nine in the past few weeks calls about youngsters getting a hold of e-cigarettes or vaping pods, the report said.
”Parents are calling saying, ‘Hey, I found my kid holding the vaping product,’ or ‘I found the kid with the e-cigarette pod in their mouth,’” Dr. Elizabeth Silver, clinical toxicologist with the University of Kansas Health System Poison Control Center, told the network.”
https://nypost.com/2019/10/02/kids-are-getting-sick-from-eating-vaping-cartridges-full-of-liquid-nicotine/
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1179381948537606144
Better give them lighters instead.
JFC this moral panic is getting stoopid.
It skipped right past retarded to zombie hoard.
Imagine the freakout when they find out people stash poison products under the sink.
Tide Pod Challenge, redux.
Sorry your kids are that stupid, but they would have otherwise wrapped their cars around lampposts or looked up during a rainstorm and drowned like (perhaps apocryphal) domestic turkeys.
I put a car into a telephone pole during a rain storm…
I didn’t need a rainstorm lightweight
All I was doing was riding in the back of the pickup truck.
’71 Formula 400 Firebird. ?
I’m sad for you and the Pontiac.
That does suck. Those 2nd gens are really taking off in price lately. I used to badly want a ’73 sd455 trans am. Shoulda bought one while they were get-able.
That’s a great car. I always wanted a GP from that era. My dad’s 68 GTO Conv was great. He sold it for a Pinto in 75 however.
I, no shit, once put a telephone into a car in the rain.
Me too. lots of them over the years. No telephone poles so far.
Is this a euphemism for reverse cowgirl, or, something?
I can beat that.
My kid got into a bottle of iron pills.
That was one panicked call to the poison center, lemmetellya.
That’s easy. Use a magnet to guide them back up the esophagus.
Darwinism in action
‘Better give them lighters instead.’
Nah, just tap out your chameleon glass and say ‘hey kid, grab my stash and fill this up.’ As long as you don’t let them lick their fingers after breaking it up they’re relatively safe.
Getting “sick.” When a doctor says this, he’s lying. What kinda sick? Like dying sick or not feeling well sick?
Not feeling well. Nicotine is perfectly capable of killing someone, but it is metabolized pretty quickly, so they were suffering from acute but non fatal nicotine poisoning. They should have recovered after a few hours. Depending on the size and potency of the cartridges they could very easily contain enough nicotine to make a child very ill, possibly enough to kill a very young kid. A lethal dose for a child would be somewhere around 100 mg, but much it would take far less to knock them on their ass for a few hours.
Yeah, that’s true. If they had said “acute nicotine poisoning” I’d be more inclined to believe them. The diagnosis is rarely, “you’re getting sick.”
Off topic (not that that is too hard around here):
Great romantic song remake recently shared to me by a treasured friend. It’s Kiss from a Rose, but instead of missing the mark as Seal’s original version did, it makes women’s panties fall off.
Enjoy the wonders of Marc Martel.*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs9dvKDqe9g&list=RDXs9dvKDqe9g&start_radio=1
*actual descendant of Charles “The Hammer” Martel who fended off the Muslim invasion of France in the 8th century
Well that was a bit dreamy, particularly the lack of AutoTune.
Meh, songs not the same without the piano.
it makes women’s panties fall off.
Pics or not real.
Don’t tempt me, man
Oooh, has someone been slimming down? Good for you, hon.
I will test your panties off theory and will strike you with furious indignation if said panties don’t fly off.
Harsh, man!
That’s as may be, but Charlie Rich’s Behind Closed Doors is the most romantic song ever written/performed.
Wrong.
“Wichita Lineman”
Ahem! Imma go with
this one.
Not strictly romantic, but there’s something about this song that just turns my knees to buttah.
…but for pure romance, I jump in the way back machine.
Look–if we’re going to do romantic songs, why not start with the Master of the genre?
I’m a very romantic guy.
Oh, my heart’s a-flutter! ::SIGH!!::
C’mon–Master Exploder, or GTFO
That’s Low Hanging Fruit Sir Digby!
OK, not a bad compromise
Also, BOLO for some Tenacious D in my weekend post
Those are both lovely.
Along the lines of your Drifters, try this.
…When you take me in your arms and drive me slowly out of my mind…
Uh huh. That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Hmmmm….”Marc, Son of Hammer” has a nice ring to it.
/I know…it’s still a cool title
Is that a young Fidel I see in the matrix of thumbnails? Nice.
I’m little amazed he’s not getting the hype.
Me?
Castro. As un hombre de ceño, you’d think that there’s be more interest in promoting him over some of the paler males. He must have some ridic skellies in his armario.
Florida is a major swing state.
+1 hanging chad
Plus he looks like a wax dummy.
Unfortunately for all the non-Obama candidates the prog elites paternal attitude towards minorities shows through again. They (the three old white septuagenarians leading the rest) know what’s best for all the oppressed people in this country.
That is the best one yet. Bravo!
“AT&T is trying to hide Lily’s gigantic ass. Don’t let them get away with this.”
https://twitter.com/mooncult/status/1173944129660678145
Ahhh, I’ve never binged a block of those before. I started audibly giggling by the time Donald was glib-bombing the other two and yeah, the Dane Cook line sent me into hysterics. Bravo.
I do put them in a playlist, so you can sit back re-watch the whole run if you want. I do myself from time to time to compare and contrast, see what I did right or wrong in past episodes.
Well, as others have stated before, the audio, editing, and animation have definitely improved. And I think when he’s transitioning from talking to others or a crowd and when he’s addressing H&H is much better to discern than it used to be, at least for me. Great stuff!
This is brutal. Dumb geese, not building houses and shopping malls to avoid being eaten by foxes and ravens.
Bravo! Nicely done. Love the Biden kicker at the end.
Italian Reporter Shuts Down An Entire Crowd Of Soccer Fans Who Wouldn’t Stop Yelling At Her To Take Her Boobs Out
How about-a you-a come-a and meet-a my momma!
Uh… I didn’t detect much of any “shut right the fuck up” myself. That said, she clearly knows her fans.
So she didn’t nip it in the bud?
Pointed comment!
Just trying to make the breast of a bad situation.
Boooooo(bs)
They’re a bunch of boobs.
You gotta support your bra, brah!
That last one wasn’t very good. I was trying to milk it too hard.
Sounds to me like you’re tits up.
I’ll show her my tattoos in exchange. It’ll be tit for tat.
Well, if he had an entire instagram account focused on showing off his bulge…
I’m not seeing the problem…?
Tits are not genitalia?
Show me your genitals, what, genitalia!
“No I don’t have feelings cuz feelings are gay”
How lovely.
He’s the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
LOL
“to get to the other vagina.”
*headdesk*
You got a problem with this? Maybe I should kick you in the face, with my fist.
And lest I leave you with impression Jon Lajoie was a one trick pony with his comedy songs…Have You Ever Been High As Fuck?
I’m happy to see Jon get a mention in an H&H post
Chicks don’t have to deal with performance anxiety. Or shrinkage.
Also: nobody wants to see that.
*raises hand*
::glances about furtively:: #metoo
I mean, no shit. I, too, don’t want to see that. Nobody wants to see that.
Am I missing something? I hear all the time that penises are ugly, but I don’t think so. I must not be girling right.
Oh…ummm…I thought she meant she DID want to see it.
Never mind. ::slinks away::
That is exactly what I meant.
ComSpit is twisting it all around to make it seem like I agreed with him, which is so mainstream media. I didn’t expect to get that treatment here. I’m going to tell Meghan Markle on you.
Oh! Whew! Now I feel better!
I was going to make thumb penis joke, as in someone pushes a thumb out the pant flap as a pretend penis, but the image search for thumb penis is really awful.
Accept no substitutes!!!
That?
Yes, I went there.
Is that what the girl meant by thumbs down? So lost.
Mine is so pretty an beautiful, bitches suck it with the light ON!
/Tracy Morgan
…and was reporting from a gay soccer stadium.
Her IG is like a never-ending Q post.
Why should this make me feel sorry for her?
Well, it makes me want to feel her.
Sometimes I think the complete inability of the woke crowd to understand how people actually function means we have nothing to fear from them.
Other times I think it’s pretense – because nobody is THAT stupid – and they’re just evil cuntes.
The author’s name is Gay Pat? Really?
*facepalm*
But not Gay Patriot, surely.
I love Bruce! He is awesome.
Much like 9/11 and the Alamo, I forgot to be angry about his banning until I remembered to be angry about it.
How could you forget the Alamo?
Dude. Srsly?
SMH
I was once informed by some Napoli fans on the train to Pompeii that they were going to cut me if I wasn’t a Napoli fan. I believed them.
Have been a Napoli tifoso ever since. FORZA NAPOLI SEMPRE!
They are my Serie A team.
Nice!
Somehow we shit the bed against Genk tonight in the CL and played down to a draw. Oof.
Shit, missed that. I watched Liverpool squeak by (somebody), in Spanish.
I’m not following Serie A as much I used to since it became a one-horse race. This year seems to be breaking that trend, surprisingly.
Soccer fans are my chosen rebuttal to Euroweenies telling me how Americans are all uneducated redneck boors. We have maybe 2-3 actual injuries a year from fans getting rowdy, in Oakland or Philly usually, you folks have full fledged riots with multiple deaths. Also, I have met Welshmen, German tourists, and Spaniards. Y’all have
uneducated boors and rednecks, you just don’t know it.
Enh, it’s far, far worse in S. America and Africa. And I will defend the Bundesliga against such charges – in Europe the worst you’ll see seems to be in England or Italy.
Fine but I don’t hear Africans or South Americans calling us out for being uncouth. They call us out for being imperialist which is much cooler.
Agreed. The Euros are full of shit on that score.
I once attended a NY Red Bulls versus Tottenham match and everyone was mixed together in the stands and having a blast. Granted, that was a friendly but it’s really not any different with league matches.
Contrast that to most of the rest of the world where you have to have 50 feet between each set of supporters populated by rent-a-cops.
and wait a minute… THAT is what you are going to challenge me on? Ignoring my utterly unprovoked attack on the Taffys?
LOL I’m not Welsh – I just have an interest in the language and appropriated a common word for my handle.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFtBhW0XYAAB1FU.jpg
Ah, dark humor!
Here is the enemy board from the cartoon for your perusal without having to pause and squint. and here is SF’s deathwatch board on which it is based.
I can’t believe the potato-head guy I don’t know his name is still hanging on.
I’m proud of myself for not knowing who all those people are.
Your depiction of Tulsi as compared to the others is noted.
That was funny as hell. The best one yet.
“Well it’s time to get a real job then”.
“The best one yet.”
By far, excellent work.
LOL, that was great. Corn Pop shall live forever.
Nice. I’m sending this to snopes.
I’m sure they’ve already certified Corn Pop as mostly fact.
You can’t be cereal.
This is what came up first when I googled “corn pop snopes”
Oh noes!
Really? ‘Cause I got this. Apparently corn flakes are made for cray-cray folks, not the soon-to-be-blind.
Died in 2016.
From a poolchain beatdown?
Obit doesn’t say, mentions his family was by his side so I’m assuming it was an illness not something sudden. he was 73 so could have been anything really, heart trouble? the big C?
Clinton had him whacked?
Wifey made Caldo Verde. Which is basically Collard Greens and Potato soup. Damn this stuff is good.
Love me some caldo verde. Did she throw in some linguiça?
Mandatory.
Enjoy it now. Once she turns ‘murican, it’s meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
I see nothing wrong with this scenario.
Me neither.
https://www.food.com/recipe/quaker-oats-meatloaf-48663
Oats? Um… huh. That seems wrong.
And no more brazilian.
“Im gonna wrap this chain around your head”.
Sums it up for me. Nice work.
My favorite line:
Bolton: “I’ve been making war since before you were married to Marla Maples.”
Trump: “And now you’ll get a real job.”
That’s aces too.
Chivvying America into stupid wars is a time honored field of employment.
Some may say the oldest profession in the USA.
https://www.oregonlive.com/entertainment/2019/10/placido-domingo-resigns-in-wake-of-sexual-misconduct-allegations.html
All those fat ladies finally sang.
You harass the ballerinas not the mezzo sopranos
FTA:
And that’s how you do it when you can’t punch him in the snout.
Remember, when the perp is rich and famous, the odds of it being a lie go way the fuck up.
I’m not a woman obviously so maybe I am wrong, but it seems to me that in any group of 3 or more guys the white knights outnumber the rapists. Now you still have the issue of the white knights deciding they are owed something for their virtue… and that is why Sam Colt should be the ultimate feminist icon.
There’s a reason he’s not called Flaccido Domingo.
“One singer, Angela Turner Wilson, told AP that Domingo reached into her robe and forcefully grabbed her breast in a makeup room during a 1999 production at the Washington Opera. Another singer said when she worked with Domingo at LA Opera in the mid-2000s, ”
Hell, I’m only in my mid 30s, and I’d have trouble remembering if I did or didn’t do something that long ago.
Better ‘n nothin’
https://www.nationalreview.com/news/amber-guyger-sentenced-to-ten-years-in-prison-for-killing-of-botham-jean/
I would have thought she would get about 20 years.
WTF is with the judge giving her a bible?
Well, it IS Texas…
/never heard of that, especially in Dallas. I have a cousin-in-law who is an criminal court judge in Dallas Co. I wonder what he thinks of that
13 years ago, my Edmonton Oilers are in the Stanley Cup Final. Early in the series, our starting goalie goes down. Our backup, clearly not up to the task, gets us to game 7.
Watching game 7 :
Wife :”I hope the a Oilers don’t lose”
Me: “Why not?”
Wife: “Because the goalie will feel bad.”
~~ fast forward 13 years ~~
Local educational support worker union is threatening to go on strike for some reason.
Caller to radio show: “My son is autistic and needs his ESW. What am I supposed to do if they go on strike? Leave work and pick him up?”
Eife: “Yup. Your kid, your responsibility.”
“” I’m very proud of how far she’s come.
*sheds single tear
You own the Edmonton Oilers?!
At gun forum, 2020 Democrats amp up calls for licensing system WAPO video
“Most Americans, it’s common sense, if you need a license to drive a car you should have a license to buy and possess a firearm.” – Spartacus, 2019
Uh…no, not common sense but that is one hell of a non-sequitur.
“This is about gun safety, this is about lives being lost every day”
Uh…no, it’s not. If it were y ou would be concerned about what actually causes lives to be lost and not targeting specifically people who don’t cause harm and targeting the guns used in the vast majority of crime instead of the ones the sniveling pols are afraid will be used against them.
Fuck, I am not going to parse that any more. Here is where the conversation ends. The answer is no. You are not going to disarm the American people, motherfuckers.
I think most gun owners would be ok with Gun licencing being the same as Driver’s licencing. I don’t know anyone who wants to shoot a gun on a public road, so no licence required.
I don’t need a license to own a car, I need one to legally drive on public roads.
I don’t need a license to own a gun, I need one to legally transport one concealed in public.
They seem pretty comparable already from where I’m standing.
Driver’s licenses are on a shall-issue basis and can only be revoked in a court of law… That’s more than can be said for most blue states on gun rights.
What an excellent point. Of course, Caput captures the technicalities of this compare-and-contrast thing very well.
Motherfucking retard union had a “day of action” today. They were celebrating the killing of uber and Lyft in CA and demanding the unionization of a few of the airline’s groundcrews. They had Kamala Harris and Jesse jackson speak. The suckers I work with used vacay hours (meaning they paid a couple of hundred bucks each) to go. About 25 % of us ( the smart ones) sat it out. I can’t even imagine being in a crowd listening to Kamala and jackson. Shudders at the thought.
Kamala likes brown willies.
The thing I don’t get about the killing of Uber and Lyft (same happening here in NYC) is… who the fuck is going to take it anymore now that most people can’t afford it? I only take it for emergencies or when it’s on the company dime.
Walk prole!
Watch the DUI’s get way more common.
Oh no, not more income for the state! Heavens! *searches for couch on which to faint*
Pretty much.
The endgame of Uber et al. here is that it’s just a replacement for the phone call or walk to the nearest limo storefront that used to be standard – the ride itself being just as expensive as it always was. Yay.
I was sitting behind a car with Lyft stickers coming home tonight and noticed that the exterior had scrapes all over. Not a single side like it was one accident (and recent). That sort of thing used to not be acceptable.
They’re just that dumb. they think the drivers will get to make more and nothing else will happen. It’s retarded. We actually have drivers here that are pissed. They like being able to turn down rides and make their own hours. They CHOOSE to drive a few hours here and there, for a couple of bucks. It’s all over in CA, now. Can’t possibly survive, absent a court injunction.
Good news! The union has lobbied and the legislature has passed the 12 hour pay for 3 hour workday act! Additionally the minimum wage is now $20/hr, so all of you will be making $280 per day, with the ‘overtime’ hours!
Bad news, the greedy company has offshored all of your jobs.
These facts are in no way connected.
Uber is making a weird argument they comply with the new law. It won’t work. Uber and Lyft will spend mightily on a ballot initiative to be exempted. I have no idea if that will work in CA. I agree with you they are toast if it fails.
I heard they were desperately looking for a loophole. They oughta be desperately looking for a new home state.
Except for the part where it affects them, I’m guessing that most of Uber’s leadership and board are true believers™ or connected.
The former I think.
https://youtu.be/Mx9z99YJ_7s?t=47
When did you start working again?
Gee, I wonder why airlines mostly operate those as subsidiaries (United Ground Express, McGee, DGS) or outsourced.
Only if you live in a small market.
*flies from one major airport to another*
Uh, it’s done that way at major airports too.
Ground handling, not flights.
United Ground Express, DGS, and McGee are strictly ground handling.
Should have realized you were talking about ground handling.
Hah! No, I realized i wasn’t clear after I replied the first time.
“Ask the president of Finland a question! Ask Huma question!”
This presser could be a gold mine for you,CPRM.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l71HR9F5Hoc
*Him. I blame SF for that.
The Huma question, lick the tentacles. maw, or beak?
I know what’s what, I’ve been eyeing that presser. I don’t have a plot yet though.
I don’t think he does, either.
And in the news…
https://mobile.twitter.com/GRITCULT/status/1178643221011939328
Tits sell. News at 11.
Nice work CPRM.
Ditto.
What??
Razorfist better start pacing himself. He’s going to hurt himself if he keeps ranting this much.
Testing a reply.
Ok that worked. But I can’t reply at the bottom.
https://imgur.com/a/4qawaHM
https://imgur.com/a/VQKaldF
Go ahead, contact SP, I dare you! *watches as she prepares her rusty tin can lid collection*
I’m shy and I don’t like jagged edges.
Nah, that’s specially reserved for OMWC…
I DID have occasion to sharpen them today.
The recipe maker doesn’t have anything to do with you. It’s an admin thing SP has to deal with.
Yeah, it’s been giving me that recipe maker update thing for like 3 months. Never actually updates. Fuck’em.
If you can’t reply at the bottom, maybe you are the bottom?
Legit?
https://mobile.twitter.com/NoContextPrager/status/1163629151221428224
That doesn’t look like Jim Jeffries.
You are joking aren’t you?
Welp, now we know who gave Bernie heart attack. Dammit, CPRM.
Now for the doctor!
Very good CPRM, you’re the best! *STADIUM APPLAUSE*
That dude rocks! You ever met him?
Get off the stage, you hack fraud! Needs more world famous actor, Rich Evans.
I loved him in Blade Runner 2049!
Since I am a fellow Wisconsin film-maker and owner of many bad movies, I did send them a letter and some DVDs; but I never heard back from them; although, I’ve seen several things they put out afterword that could be a nod from them to me, or maybe I’m just paranoid…
“Nods”? Could be…
/quick, get the big butterfly net-thing!
It warms my heart that they have a special hatred for pennsylvanians.
I had a tentative deal with one of those shitty DVD companies to sell one of my movies…but production never got finished.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39999vCcO1r0smkeo1_400.gif
NSFW.
https://tinyurl.com/yxabuax8
NSFW.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hfjgBXaF1qzfemwo1_400.gif
NSFW.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6204oZJMA1rzp1n0o1_400.gif
NSFW.
Oh my.
Hey everyone. Slumbrew is George Takei.
I like her spunk.
Enough to eat it? Someone here is bound to get that joke.
I so want to make a joke here…
Latest Tokyo glibs meetup
Woo hoo! It works! In like flint.
Not enough pachinko machines.
Do they not have a Japanese word for “coin laundry”?
Lots of foreign loan words in Japanese, even when there’s a Japanese word/term already.
A glib broke into CNN?
https://www.theblaze.com/news/mother-livid-after-school-gave-daughter-birth-control-implant-also-improperly-inserted-and-allegedly-kicked-her-out-for-complaining
Sad Trombone? “Womp womp”?
No, TPIR Losing Horn!
One medical malpractice suit, coming right up!
I remember when a girl getting the pill was proof she was boning. Now it’s akin to going to the nurses office?
JFC. That’s unbelievable.
And, it will get worse before it gets better…if that is still possible.
To everyone who says Sheriffs are better than local cops…
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/charity-event-for-slain-police-officer-canceled-because-trump-supporters-were-to-be-in-attendance/
Not better, but more accountable. They can be voted out.
So, now proggies will agree… Consensus!!
More:
https://www.foxla.com/news/borderline-mass-shooting-charity-event-canceled-due-to-trump-supporter-controversy
Fucking Scott Baio!
He is a mouthful….so I’ve been told
Speaking of which, whatever happened to Nicole Eggert’s #MeToo against Baio?
https://youtu.be/6MPoAUDKEs8
That doesn’t look anything like the Charles in Charge house, and -1000 for no Buddy.
I’m rather surprised you didn’t go to Zapped.
“Get off this summer! with Zapped!”
I see what they did there.
I thought I was so sneaky watching that instead of porn when I was 8…I wasn’t very bright then…or now…
Eehhhh…it was risque enough for the pre-pubescent.
Poor Willie Aames. He really screwed up.
I dunno, maybe he got a really hot christian wife. If so, good for him.
Last I saw he was on a celebrity weight loss show and in serious financial difficulty.
“He don’t make as much on Charles In Charge as he did on Happy Days. Those were happier days.”
Thanks for the earworm, GL.
Mo did you see my answer to your question about the bbq a couple of nights back?
I think so. It turned into kind of a nonevent?
That’s about right. Just wanted to make sure you got an answer.
No one went here on a Scott Baio thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwY5ZEDV1w
Slackers.
That was heartwarming. This site has truly expanded my musical horizons.
I am sad no one noticed the Sharpie marks on the enemy board, making fun of Sharpie Gate.
That Sharpies were a “thing” in politics isn’t surprising any more, but I have no recollection of it.
I’ve been thinking of doing a ‘How it’s made’ type episode about doing the cartoons. But, I’m wondering if my Patrons would be upset that it isn’t exclusive content, and 2: I don’t really want to inspect all the screen caps to see if there is any identifying info, because man making stuff like this can lead to a personal backlash the likes of which didn’t exist before 2016.
I for one, would love to see it. However, you do what you think is best IRT too much info and doxxing and whatnot
Hey…don’t leave C hanging here! That was a fantastic episode…get back here and praise him moar!
Sweet. Bolton’s Mustache was excellent!
C knows how to bring lip hair to life.
HAHAHAHA
But you all don’t know my Super Secret Real Life Identity!
Maybe I need a cocktail.
Well, we could all use some beverages!
Also, the laugh is intriguing and funny. Although, a bit on the scary side. But that’s why I’m on nights, I suppose.
I’m waiting on a follow-up call from a friend currently located off Africa (trying not to doxx us both), so I’m just sitting around waiting, not getting too involved in any projects. Except my MIL just got up and wandered through the kitchen to the living room.
I need a bar and fridge upstairs!
That is the life, you know–booze pretty much anywhere…
Also, not trying to doxx, but, is the Africa reference about a ship, or landmass?
Probably a reference to Toto
Plink–I love you, and want you to have my kids.
No, really–take them and add to your orphanage.
/no kids here
I can use them in my fab shop. They can clean welds and debur cuts
As long as it isn’t a “fap” shop. That would be problematic.
That doesn’t sound very woke. Are you shaming the latest qwerty letter?
No,
sirXir–no kink-shaming here!I’m really getting pissed about the new Real ID / driver license requirements. I don’t need Real ID because I have other forms of ID which I can use for flying in the US but I want to renew my driver license – but the state where I file/pay taxes won’t let me renew without proof of an actual residence in the state. Yeah, I could get am international driver license based on my Japanese license which would allow me to drive but I can’t buy guns without a current driver license from New Mexico. So I am paying state taxes but have lost my right to buy a gun.
Are there any other states that would allow for this w/o taxing you? No State tax here in TX (which, I’m sure you know), and maybe FL… Then gain, I think TX is Real ID compliant…not sure.
It’s not the tax issue I’m having trouble with. It’s the lack of a way for expats to renew a driver license. It just sux that I pay taxes to NM (I am a resident to them for those purposes) but when I need to renew my driver license I’m no longer a resident. And even if I can get by with my Japanese license I am losing my right to buy a gun.
That sux. I just don’t have a license in the states. But I almost never go back, so it’s not a problem. Talk to a lawyer. Unfortunately, that always seems to be the only solution for these things.
That sucks. Usually residency has been defined as more than just physical residency, such as if you consider X to be your true home even if you’re physically out of it at the moment. Paying taxes would be more than enough proof of that until Real ID.
Federally mandated 50 state reciprocity would look like Real ID, sooner or later.
Every state that collects income tax considers its tax slaves to be residents until they physically move to another US state.
It seems that all (or at least most) states are issuing a non-Real ID driver license as well as the Real ID one. I asked a couple gun shops in New Mexico to confirm that they accept the non-Real ID as proof of state residency for purposes of gun transfers. I am expecting that this will change before too long and they will require Real ID for gun purchases.
some states (CA, what a shock) are particularly nasty about out of staters maintaining out of state residency even when they meet the requirements (which were looser and more correct pre Real ID days).
No state income tax in FL, but I’m pretty sure you have to pay “fees” for DL renewal. Which I’m going to deal with pretty soon.
Also, Lo siento mucho, Tejicano. Eso apesta.
Agradezco lo digas.
I have a step-brother back in NM who is a lawyer. He did me a solid to get me a two-year renewal last year. But it was a one-time shot – he took a small risk for me.
I’ll probably end up renting a room from someone and getting a phone line set up to the address.
A land line? Oh, they’ll spot you a mile away if you do that.
I think I’ve surprised people by having a home line.
Lady with filthy and wild hair and dressed in standard issue homeless clothes just sat down next to me on the train. Held my breath as long as I could. Finally took a gulp of air and she smelled like…shampoo. No feces or urine aroma. Just plain old shampoo. *Shrugs*
Maybe she was chugging it?
Or snorting it. Whatever. It was a pleasant surprise.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mane, eh?
Don’t hate her because she smells beautiful. Or maybe I’m having a stroke.
Nah–that would be toast you’d be smelling, I think. Is there a Japanese food item that fits into the category of “toasted bread”?
Or, Asian shampoos that cover that base?
I’ve seen homeless dudes over here empty out half a train car just with their stench.
It’s always fun to watch people rush to get that open seat on the train only to realize it’s open for a reason.
Forty years ago when I was stationed at Camp Fuji a guy in my unit told about getting an open seat on a standing room only train – sitting in one of those booth seats facing some old geezer jerking off without a care in the world
Sounds like the crazy naked guy a friend of mine and I encountered at a nature center in the southern part of Dallas county. Dude was gray-haired, and only wearing work/hiking shoes of some kind. Lying in some kind of shallow, bowl-like crevice, and doing his best impression of a sun dial that, apparently, needed constant adjusting.
Not a care in the world. What I can recall of this is that he probably should been in porn, IYKWIMAITYD.
Sometimes a seat is worth the price.
“I’ll take a shot from the geezer, if it gets me down the road in comfort…”
The ol’ “George Carlin”, if you watch Kevin Smith films.
Urgent medical help needed… kinda sorta. I need a medical reason why I must wear shorts so that I may dodge a workplace horror. My Dutch overlords, or, more likely some HR jerk in our branch of the US subsidiaries, has instituted a dress code. Well, they’ve always had one but it was significantly different for those of us who only work overnights (when the store is closed) but they have decided to apply to us now. I wear BDU shorts almost exclusively (I have some dungarees for winter freezes, some overhauls for doing dirty work, and a pair of slacks for job interviews/funerals) and the freedom to avoid bloody Saxon trousers is a VERY important part of my employment considerations. I love wearing cut-off MARPATs for work as they are, far and away, the most durable of all the US offerings (I also collect military items and get all excited when I get to craft shorts from Alpenflage, or the Romanian versions of the Brit Type 57 pattern, etc.). But now cargo pants and shorts of any kind are banned from the store and our cotton t-shirts have been upgraded to polyester, long-sleeved, golf shirts. I spend my nights pulling pallets off of trucks, breaking those pallets down onto carts, and shelving all the groceries; I’ll die if I have to do that in a long-sleeved polyester shirt and a pair of Dockers.
Polyester? Those savages! Do they at least permit a cotton poly blend?
I’m tempted to wear my kilt every damn shift and start filing EEOC complaints if they say anything. “They’re discriminating against me! Lousy racist Dutchmen!”
I was going to jokingly suggest something like that, but I personally wouldn’t so it.
(I also wear full-length trousers by preference, so there is that.)
I’m sure you have some sort of skin condition, as in it crawls at the thought of wearing 100% petroleum byproducts.
I do have the Heartbreak of Psoriasis. I can’t imagine sweating through a plastic shirt will help with that in any way.
Ugh. That stuff is no fun – not just the skin effects but the related symptoms: psoriatic arthritis, etc. Hope yours is mild. That COULD be your out re: the plastic clothes.
Oddly, mine has been very, very, very mild until about a week ago when it manifested on my nostrils and upper lip. It’s still a mild patch but it looks gross and I have to keep slathering it with cortisone to keep it in check. I hate complaining about it though as I know several people who have pretty aggressive cases and it makes their lives rough.
That is an… unfortunate spot to have a break out.
This was a brilliant episode and the production values, particularly the audio transitions, have improved so much from the beginning of the series.
I’d like to thank the voice actors and script writers. The voices are uncanny and they’re coming up with ever better lines.
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30 degree temp drop from yesterday. I guess I’m wearing pants for the first time in 4+ months.
We need more global warming.
Frost warning here for past several days. More unseasonable weather.
I suppose I should change the oil in the generator soon.
High of 98 here
Sigh
I hate MS Teams. First time using it for a conference call and it blows. Skype was at least useable, so of course can’t incorporate that functionality from their own other product.
“Are you talking to me?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwdwWCSV5_w
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Best timeline.
Excellent! Very good, CPRM. Good show!
Also, I actually kinda like Dane Cook. Sorry, everyone.