Hey guys. How’s it goin’? I hope you guys end up here eventually instead of just reminiscing in Tonio’s (awesome!) piece below. I’ve just about got my n00bs working independently for a day or two at a time, so that’s awesome. It relieves me to know no one is surfing the internet because I’m not serving work fast enough. No, actually, I don’t care what they are doing. I hope the remote workers are smart enough to nap or fuck off to do something IRL.

Ripped directly from the H&H Universe!

Sometimes I read stories like this and wonder how my childhood would have been described by the 24×7 news cycle. I can’t tell you how many “improvised explosive devices” we created. A lot. The answer is, a lot.

I forget, is this Cuomo supposed to be Fredo or Sonny?

Florida Man, the cops can’t help you get your stolen dope back.


Time for some throwback tunes.