My wife took the kids to her mom’s house today, while I stay home to work. I will join them Wednesday afternoon. Kids are off school because, I guess school teachers didn’t get enough paid vacation? I can’t wait for President Kamala Harris to make sure schools are open every day I have to work. So, this basically means I’ll be buying flights of beers all afternoon and taste-testing each and every beer at the greatest nanobrewery in America. I will miss my kids… sometime around tomorrow evening. My wife I’ll miss tonight.
It’s deer season up north, and you know what that means — time to settle some family scores.
Maybe the US could just sell popcorn to the Israelis and stay the fuck out of this? I would like for Trump to repeat the same words that launched Glibertarians… “too local”
I’m pretty sure Florida Man could shoot and eat his way out of this problem.