Fuck, it’s December already? Well, at least it’s Sunday and while all the goyim are scurrying around, I can relax and watch the Niners and Ravens. Maybe. Depends on the VPN we’re using. Fingers crossed. Because that’s going to be far more interesting than the stupid goddam Rams-Cards bullshit that our local stations are carrying.
Birthdays are obligatory, and today’s feature a very waxy lady; the worst part of The Producers; one of the few people creepier than I am; one of the kings of comedy who actually was funny; a guy who understood supply and demand; and someone who was actually funny before she took up politics.
News, news, news.
Joe is gonna show you that he’s a hep dude. And wants to sniff new hair every day. And maybe a little more, no promises.
It’s so cute when clueless dorks discover the internet.
The Cleveland Browns are sui generis.
Pissed off the wrong woman. Remember this when you’re leafing through Q’s Museum of Silicone and Photoshop.
Old Guy Music is a song I like to play (or have liked to ever since I figured out her tuning). The studio version is the one I knew, but holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck look at this lineup! But Jesus, clean your nails, Joni.
Whycome #5 and #10 have sandals on ?
Jesus bro.
Makes them look taller
Those rankings are BS.
Agreed.
It’s so cute when clueless dorks discover the internet.
Every word they write is a lie, including “and” and “the”.
Moral Panic II: Electric Boogaloo
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If you cant find a dragon to slay, make one up. It is safer that way anyway.
Look who got his avatar back.
RE: Warren
Christ, what an asshole.
Poor old Joe. He’s gonna stroke out on stage.
That was creepy. What’s with the dems this year?
They think Trump is vulnerable so every freak in the party is running. Add in that 2016 was a coronation that resulted in Sanders getting an outsized share of the primaries and now the commie wing thinks this is their moment.
That’s the only thing that would make the debates interesting.
I almost feel bad for the guy.
If his wife was a gamer, she would’ve queefed when he bit her finger.
Chartreuse links? Glib poll: what do you prefer green or yellow Chartreuse ?
Apropos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7uIRg3bL54
“It’s so cute when clueless dorks discover the internet.”
Funny to find out that “Boogaloo” is now only used by the alt-right. I had missed that completely.
Also funny to read that red flag laws are “laws allowing the temporary seizing of firearms from individuals deemed to present a danger to themselves or others” – I guess you could say it is temporary seizure if the PTB only hold them briefly before destroying them. Does anybody have any expectation that once a person has been “red flagged” that they will ever possess those guns again?
They will find a few “success stories” and ignore all the ones where the gun owner died.
“Look, did you want us to make this omelet or what?”
I do like omelettes
It is so wildly unconstitutional and transparently and end-run around due process I have a hard time believing it will stand.
I am starting to believe they understand that so they will be trying to bring it up in different forms on the local level. That will make it much harder to strike down than it would have been had it been a single. federally implemented system.
No because once you are red flagged, you will fail a NICS check. So it’s a self-licking ice cream cone for gun grabbers.
Yup. Regardless of how perfectly spotless your record had been previously, once you are Red Flagged you will have the same right to possess a firearm as Charles Manson would have had on parole.
^this^
It will be exactly like a ‘no fly’ list. No one will ever even be able to know how they got red flagged and there will be no way for the person to contact anyone who will know how they can get off and there will be no legal recourse for them to even challenge it. It’s the way these legal run around stunts work. And the people who want to put it in place, already know all of this.
At first it will be just a few sample people. And no one will care about those people, they must be crazy or something, or else this would actually happen to people you know. And then before you know it, we will have millions of people red-flagged and it will be too late to get rid of it by then. And all it will take will be a call from someone who doesn’t like you or thinks you’re a crazy redneck and then you’re red flagged for life.
Looks like that trend is where society is going in general. Because of advances in tech and info processing, people will be divided into those in good standing with the government and those outside. As they try to squeeze more and more money out of the people to cover underfunded spending, the cycle will speed up.
USA version of China’s social credit score. If you don’t comply, they’ll just start banning you from whatever they think up, being able to travel, etc.
Birthdays
What about Romania huh?
Is that a first name or a last name? Or was that a stage name like “Sting” or “Prince”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeFb0iPq8mI
let us all sing a patriotic song…
Also stupid parade messes up traffic and stupid helicopters make noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5a3X4LPaV8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayDBUjnrADg&list=PL5oHJ5kebrFcg58OflRvAho29r-NJEetc
What about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTwgwEHiWm0&list=PL5oHJ5kebrFcg58OflRvAho29r-NJEetc&index=7
We’re drinking Romanian wine today- does that count, Count?
https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1201107731647590402?s=09
OK, yeah, but when are you guys gonna get your flag back from the Sokka Gakkai? Jeez, those freaks fly it all over the place here.
No shit, Boris. – I think one of my friends on the scene had an audible scream in one of the videos of the stabbing.
Not possible. It happened during daylight hours.
The Democrats surely are a clown show. So focussed on impeachment when there is exactly 0% chance of conviction,while the slate of losers on offer as potential presidential candidates have a similar chance of winning an election. You know, the regular way to remove a President from office.
It’s like they simply believe that they are going to win regardless of which candidate they choose. They don’t know anybody who would vote for Trump so they’ve got it in the bag. They way it’s going I wonder if they will be able to bring in the numbers needed to even stand a chance. And some of the people they have running would actually scare more people to vote for Trump than a Biden or some other middle of the road (D) would.
The bigger question is can they fake enough votes.
Well, they can in all the sanctuary states and cities. But it’s no like they we’re going to lose in those places anyway.
Not true!!! They passed line 400 bills but Mitch McConnell won’t do anything.
“You know, the regular way to remove a President from office.”
Yeah, but we don’t have time for that! What about our national nightmare? Millions dying from no healthcare, little kids being locked up in cages, and run away climate change killing all of us right now! We don’t have time for that! IMPEACH, IMPEACH, IMPEACH!
Also.
Surrounded!
And you know, no one has ever made a claim like that before. I mean like saying Trump will resign any minute now. So this time, walls closing in, surrounded, they got em.
Been reading about this flick from Savant for a few years now. Looks like something else to add to the post-Christmas shopping (with GC) along with the Giant Robo BR collection.
https://trailersfromhell.com/until-the-end-of-the-world/
From news that’s “too local”: Rednecks get bored and hilarity ensues
Only newsworthy because Springboro. That’s just another Saturday night in Harrison Township.
‘Mornin’, homey!
‘sup home-team
(just got home from church)
So… you’re saying the Ohio is still exactly as I remember it?
I have a friend up that way (in Carlisle) who used to have (and fire) a home made cannon until one day he overloaded it… He came within about a foot of being decapitated by a 5 lb. hunk of the breech, which blew through his garage door and embedded itself in the back wall.
Ah, Carlisle. I used to drive there there & Franklin twice daily.
Old guy music should have been one of the birthday boys, or maybe another one.
That’s worse than rickrolling. You should be ashamed.
You’ll never find a more appropriate song than mine
You’ll keep searching and searching your whole life through….
Now one can buy boogaloo-related clothing and accessories from a variety of online marketplaces, including Amazon. Items include patches, pins and apparel (such as “Big Igloo” t-shirts).
The ADL is doing infomercials now?
From militia groups to white supremacists, extremists on a range of online platforms talk about—and sometimes even anticipate—the “boogaloo.” The rise of “boogaloo,” and its casual acceptance of future mass violence, is disturbing. Among some extremists, it may even signify an increased willingness to engage in violence.
That’s some good analyzing, Lou.
*makes okay sign*
The autists at 4chan love screwing with the ADL,
“The rise of “boogaloo,” and its casual acceptance of future mass violence, is disturbing. ”
It’s certainty not the people advocating the stripping of the rights of the people that are advocating violence.
They won’t submit to violence. You should, but they won’t.
Have you seen the Sacha Baron Cohen ADL speech?
https://youtu.be/ymaWq5yZIYM
They want to shut everyone who disagrees with them up. It’s one of the worst speeches I’ve ever seen.
Is that the same guy who did Borat? It’s one thing to be a moral scold. It’s another to be a hypocritical moral scold.
Same guy retconning his past career. To hear him say it he wasn’t a raunchy comedian, he was a guy uncovering the dark nests of bigotry and antisemitism that can be found in all of us.
He’s been making a play for a hero of the Jewish people lately.
That schtick was funny for about five minutes. Then it just got mean and ugly.
I think he is trying to launder his unPC image or is a moron.
Sniffing his own farts. He fancies himself an arbiter of truth.
He should go to that Romanian village from Borat and ask for forgiveness.
don’t say that we want people to think that was in Kazakhstan
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Of course they are.
“Whatcha gonna do to tonight, Bud” (Abbott)
“We gonna boogie, Lou”.
For a group of people obsessed with finding signs of racism they are certainly missing a bet here. Boogaloo used to be a racial epithet.
I think you’re thinking of a another word.
No, I am familiar with that one as well.
I’ll give you a hint, you are thinking of the wrong race.
Has anyone ever seen Gary Johnson and Joe Biden at the same time?
yes it was on porn-hub for a while bu they took it down. They were double teaming Ann Coulter
Fake news Ann Coulter is too skinny for DP porn. And Crusty is gonna be mad at both of us.
Six more countries join Trump-busting Iran barter group
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/dec/01/six-more-countries-join-trump-busting-iran-barter-group
Paris, London and Berlin on Saturday welcomed six new European countries to the Instex barter mechanism, which is designed to circumvent US sanctions against trade with Iran by avoiding use of the dollar.
“Washington in 2018 unilaterally withdrew from the international agreement governing Iran’s nuclear programme and reinstated heavy sanctions against Tehran.”
Counties need to stop thinking they have any binding agreement with the US if it’s not ratified by the senate.
Countries, too (Before Ted’S gets here)
It’s the Guardian so I have no idea if that means anything or not. Assuming it is true….idiots. A strong Iran is a direct threat to them. They would just be feeding an alligator. But…Guardian, so probably bullshit.
Is Iran really a threat to them though?
depends who them are
I didn’t say (((them)))
Since parentheses and square brackets are spoken for, can I claim the ” {{ }}” style brackets (for lack of a better term) for chicks? After all, these brackets have nipples.
Isn’t that who we are referring to by default though?
:Ducks:
Let’s make it official! Like the spelling of “cunte”! By the authority vested in me by me, I hereby declare that the “{{ }}” brackets are for references to chicks. In most cases, two on each side are appropriate. Three or more on a side refer to chicks from other planets who have more than two titties.
{{{Chicks}}} no longer get exclusive brackets. See Rachel Mckinnon.
Wait, you have two tits on each side?
Dayum!
Pfft, like you like tits.
Ackshually, as an example, “{{them}}” is, of course, two or more chicks. Think two chicks back-to-back…
Come to think of it, perhaps you’d prefer “}}them{{.”
I figured it’s for referencing Hitchcock.
Yes, it is. Very much so.
How?
I dunno. How far can a nuclear weapon reach?
I don’t buy the “Iran is a death cult and wants to die” line. Terrible government, but they do have a sense of self preservation.
I don’t think I do either. I really would rather they don’t have nukes, though. Not that there is likely anything anyone can do to stop it at this point.
Right? The amount of meddling necessary to stop them from getting nukes eventually would have to involve heavy military action.
Our great European allies. The greatest.
Authorities said Khan had been released in December 2018 “on license,” meaning he had to meet certain conditions or face being sent back to prison, according to Metropolitan Police Counterterrorism Chief Neil Basu.
They should have told him, “NO TERRORISM”.
“They should have told him, “NO TERRORISM”
It’s Limeyville. That would probably be considered racism. They probably just need more common sense bridge and knife control, just ban knives on bridges, that’ll do it. If that don’t work, ban bridges.
I am physically snowed in, ’til it stops and I can get my snow blower out. DISH antenna covered with snow and hanging branches so no TV, ’til I go out with a broom. About 12 inches fresh snow and still coming down. At least I still have Verizon.
well it is your fault for not living in a big city
#Fakenews.
Global warming means no more snow. All the glaciers are melting.
I wouldn’t have any problem getting out, but I’m still going to use it as an excuse to not leave the house today.
The coming civil war!
Franklin St bridge? Referred to in the RHCP tune “Under the Bridge”.
London Mayor Sadiq Khan said earlier Friday that two victims of the “appalling” terrorist attack had “tragically died.”
“My heart goes out to them, their loved ones and to everybody affected,” he said in a statement. “London will never be cowed by terrorism. Terrorism will never win.”
“I want to reassure Londoners and visitors that there will be enhanced police patrols, including firearms teams, on the streets of London this weekend,” he added. “I will be attending the government’s emergency COBRA meeting tonight.”
And then they rounded up all known right wing sympathizers.
Have they made sure that cute blonde Canadian chick has not sneaked back in to the country?
but holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck look at this lineup!
Meh, a better version has Robbie Robertson backing her up.
I am physically snowed in, ’til it stops and I can get my snow blower out. DISH antenna covered with snow and hanging branches so no TV, ’til I go out with a broom. About 12 inches fresh snow and still coming down. At least I still have Verizon.
#METOO
Fresh snow + high winds = ground blizzard conditions and heavy drifts.
It’s supposed to warm up for a few days, so I got that going for me.
Cold day tomorrow and then back to seasonal. Warm up in April. The wind died early in the evening so the snow is hanging in the pine trees. No place I’d rather be snowbound than here though, I’m guessing its the same wherever you live.
“At least 11 people shot in the New Orleans French Quarter: Chaos on Canal Street as gunman opens fire into crowds amid heavy police presence after the Bayou Classic college football game”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7743519/At-ten-people-shot-New-Orleans-French-Quarter.html
see this could have been London without reasonable gun control
Shithole
“Newsweek fires political reporter who claimed Donald Trump would be spending Thanksgiving ‘tweeting, golfing and more’ – before POTUS surprised US troops in Afghanistan”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7742957/Newsweek-fires-reporter-said-Trump-spending-Thanksgiving-tweeting-golfing-more.html
Only the tenured staff gets to release articles that are completely made up!
Honest mistake.
To be fair it was a surprise!
LOL
I hope they learn their lesson from this inc—
Heh, I can’t get it out.
Why? Seriously, they all do this shit. Why’d she get canned?
I’m guessing she refused to blow the editor.
thicc?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7742651/The-Pussycat-Dolls-Exclusive-Group-share-excitement-reunion.html
Hang on, I’ll get my calipers and check the most recent literature on where the threshold is. By eye they look like they’d average out to a borderline figure, but based on the Gillette womyn ads, I have a feeling the threshold has shifted yugely in recent times, and I for one refuse to accept the new “scientific” consensus on what is merely “thicc”. We might be looking at “shamefully physionormative” by 2019 standards.
https://twitter.com/SirajAHashmi/status/1200937813157535744
LOLOLOL
That pesky Supreme Court
Still, the justices agreed to hear the matter and asked the parties to be prepared to argue mootness. That is, whether the claim is even still ripe for consideration in view of the subsequent legislative fixes.
If they decide it is, and they opine on the substance of the case, it’ll be the most consequential gun rights matter in a decade, since the 2010 case McDonald v. City of Chicago, according to George Washington University law professor Robert Cottrol, speaking at a Federalist Society event in October. In McDonald the justices ruled that an individual’s Second Amendment rights are incorporated and applied to states via the Due Process clauses. It limited localities’ ability to restrict guns, which is why many states and cities have signed amicus briefs pleading with the justices not to decide the substantive questions presented here.
New York City and those localities don’t want the justices to consider the constitutional claim and say there’s nothing left to decide. The Constitution’s Case or Controversy Clause forbids the justices from issuing advisory opinions—there must be a live controversy to resolve and some kind of relief it can offer an aggrieved party. The city says that with the new laws in place, old gun transport restrictions need not be considered.
Republicans, the Trump administration, and the NYSRPA are eager for a ruling on the constitutional grounds because they believe the high court bench is primed for a decision favorable to gun owners. With five conservative justices and only four progressives, a decision expanding gun rights, or at least chiding the city, is entirely possible.
This is why we need to neuter the SC.
Is there a principled legal argument why the issue isn’t moot?
Deplorables haz guns, duh.
Well, we did…
Until those boating accidents.
ADL’s next expose will be on boating accidents
I think changing the law is a fairly common tactic to try to get parts of the case ruled moot and not get a ruling either way. Not sure how often it works and what differentiates it. I think there is still some active controversy about a law that the government claims they could reinstate.
It sounds like NYC is trying to say that they have changed the rules to something more favorable to gun owners and thus the complaint about how the previous rule was unconstitutional does not stand.
But I expect that it would be easy to show that some people were found in violation of the old rule so saying that old rule is now moot doesn’t give much relief to those people.
If judges can read the president’s mind regarding such questions as national origin on the census, surely they can read the mind of a state legislature and its intent behind tweaking the law in order to escape the Supreme’s attention.
“It limited localities’ ability to restrict guns, which is why many states and cities have signed amicus briefs pleading with the justices not to decide the substantive questions presented here.”
Please don’t stop us from stomping on snecks!
“there must be a live controversy to resolve and some kind of relief it can offer an aggrieved party.”
I’m not disputing the clause, I just don’t think it’s been so narrow. Certainly there is a live controversy in a local government thinking it still has the authority to do what they said they could do.
Roberts may or may not be the bench’s new swing voter, but he certainly dislikes it when anyone—Republican or Democrat—implies the court is a political institution and that the justices are anything but neutral arbiters of the law.
The justices aren’t human. Good. We can unplug them when they go haywire.
“Stop calling me out!”
/ shorter Roberts
Above reproach. How do I get a gig like that?
I should have sad, “Neuter now, pack with Democratic Socialists at the earliest opportunity.”
“Among both men and women, unsolicited sexual advances were considered more disturbing and more discomforting when perpetrated by an unattractive opposite sex colleague than when perpetrated by an attractive opposite sex colleague: ”
https://twitter.com/ImHardcory/status/1200737705761611778
“From an evolutionary perspective, the perception and interpretation of sexual advances depend on sex-specific mechanisms, individual differences in the perceivers’ mating strategies, and the actor’s attractiveness. In two studies (N = 1516), participants evaluated hypothetical situations of sexual advances from a coworker varying in attractiveness (study 1) and physical appearance or status (study 2). In both studies, men perceived sexual advances as less negative than women, especially when the advances arise from a (physically) attractive actor. Furthermore, the higher the sociosexual orientation of the participants, the less harmful these sexual advances are perceived. Finally, the same behavior from an attractive or physically attractive actor is perceived as less harmful than from an unattractive actor. Results are discussed from an evolutionary perspective on the perception of sexual advances.”
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s40806-019-00215-y
Shocking.
be attractive. don’t be unattractive
Damnit! I can never do anything right!
“I didn’t want to put this in anyone’s timeline yesterday but… as I was coming home from working out on thanksgiving morning two white supremacists wearing what appeared to be nazi type garb were walking down my street in downtown DC. Like…no biggie. Just strolling along.”
https://twitter.com/TiffanyDCross/status/1200424018173743104
Cool story, bro.
Makes me wonder what – in his mind – “Nazi like garb” looks like. I’d be willing to wager that a Marine Dress Blue uniform looks “Nazi like” to this dweeb.
What is nazi-like garb? Did they have secret nazi haircuts?
Tomorrow she will tell us what a crime it is for people to be afraid of gangster-like guys walking down the street just because they are black.
NJ state troopers?
https://www.google.com/search?q=nj+state+trooper&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjEv8Hj3JTmAhWHPN8KHeVWC9sQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=nj+state+trooper&gs_l=mobile-gws-wiz-img.3..41j0l5.34664.36673..37669…1.0..0.276.677.4j1j1……0….1.H8svkIIu9w0&ei=ztbjXcSgHof5_Ablra3YDQ&bih=800&biw=1280&prmd=niv
Pics …. You know the drill.
Goddammit Leon.
Great minds… You know the drill