I hope I got this right today. I’m going outside ESPN, so there’s a decent chance. Your NHL winners yesterday were Boston, Edmonton, Tampa, Florida, NYR, St Louis, Nashville, Calgary, LA, Dallas, and San Jose. Detroit got what feels like a win by not playing.

Go Wichita State!

On the hardcourt, MSU continues to impress, Oregon does as well, with a big win over Arizona. Gonzaga continues to not play anybody worthwhile. And Wichita State didn’t exactly shock Memphis, although they did win the game. I was actually surprised Memphis was still ranked, although I don’t think that’ll be the case anymore this year.

Let’s hope to see this tomorrow.

Big goings-on in the EPL this weekend, with Liverpool facing off against a Kane-less Spuds. I wouldn’t be shocked to see an 8-1-1 formation out of Mourinho. Just to be a dick and play for the 0-0 draw. I’m also anxious to see how Everton do against Brighton and to see how my prediction from a few weeks back continues to play out if they win. Also curious to see Arsenal face Crystal Palace behind them in the table this late in the season for the first time in a long time.

Legend.

Revolutionary War hero (not sure if affiliated with the furniture company) Ethan Allan was born on this day. So were founder of AME Zion Church James Varicick, John Dalberg (Baron Acton), outlaw Frank James, peanut genius George Washington Carver, Swiss clown Grock, actors Ray Bolger, Bernard Lee, and Paul Henreid, music producer Jerry Wexler, “the clown prince of baseball” Max Patkin, historian Stephen A. Ambrose, Canadian hockey legend Frank Mahovlich, baseball HOFer Willie McCovey, actor Sal Mineo, musical genius Jim Croce, crooner Frank Sinatra Jr, other musical genius Rod Stewart (whose show in Houston this summer I will be buying tickets for today!), Steely Dan’s Donald Fagen, kitchen gadget pitchman George Foreman, singer Pat Benatar, actress and hockey wife Janet Evans, real-estate developer (((Jared Kushner))), and football legend Jake Delhomme. Nice, music-heavy list there.

Looking forward to the Rod Stewart show outdoors at the end of summer. Sure he’s old as shit, but I’ve never seen him. And time is always running out. He was never gonna be forever young. And with that, I present you…the links!

Sure he’s got the look. But can he turn left?

Jackson Pollock, eat your heart out. Ugh. I mean…nevermind. I guess it’s a solid grift for his parents. I also see he’s mastered Blue Steel. I wonder if he can also do Magnum or Le Tigre.

Just in case you’ve been saying CES was a waste of time, you may have shot that take off a bit early. Hey, I’m as surprised as you are.

I’m sure this will be considered impeachable by talking heads before the day is out. There’s still time for Nancy to add it to the list she still hasn’t sent to Cocaine Mitch.

This should come as a surprise to exactly nobody. It’s also curious how the word “crossfire” became so prominent in the media over the last 12 hours.  I guess the Journolist 2.0 is alive and well…somewhere. Well here’s a newsflash: it’s not crossfire when only one side is doing the firing, dumbasses.

Here is a nice tale about bravery. No, seriously.  These kids are badasses and I wish they’d become more prominent fixtures in the news.

Grifters. (Stock photo)

More stupidity from the Chicago government. But hey, it’s nice work if you can get it.

He seems nice. Christ, what an asshole.  I still see no grounds for a lawsuit, free association and all that, but Jeez this guy is a prick.

Those who can afford above-ground rent in the Bay Area.

I always took them to be like the Eloi, but I guess San Francisco has room for Morlocks too. But I’m not so sure they’ll be too keen on the price.

Just in case you needed to get your blood boiling this morning. I mean, sweet fucking Jesus.

You’re getting three songs today. Song #1.  Song #2.  Song #3.  (No Croce, sorry. I only play him spontaneously when I feel like someone needs to have their spirits buoyed.) Hope you enjoy.

Now go have a great Friday and an even better weekend, friends.