We here at Glibertarians.com have listened to our focus groups and our consultants! We are going to be making an update to our Cryptid cast. After a long review process, it is our great pleasure to introduce THE MASK. We would like to thank ZARDOZ for all his contributions over the past years, and wish him well in his new endeavors.
Take it away, MASK!
[Is the teleprompter working?]
[WTF is wrong with the MASK?]
[@#$%ing stage fright? Didn’t we have a screen test?]
[Get it out of here. NOW!]
Um. Heh. Looks like we might just need the BIG Z to …um, stick around a bit longer. So, no hard feelings, ZARDOZ?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ACCEPT NO CHEAP SUBSTITUTIONS! FOR YOUR LOYALTY TO ZARDOZ, HE GIVES YOU THE GIFT OF THE OPEN POST – GO FORTH AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
ZED, CLEANSE THAT SKULL.