This is the least sexy Pride Parade ever.

There’s just no pleasing Australia, the PMSing step-daughter of continents.

Australia Is Being Devastated By Both Bushfires And Flooding After ‘Super Cell’ Dumps 300mm Of Rain

Also, 300mm? Is that like a little under a foot or something? Fucking metric system.

Meerkat and Catkat are best friends

Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Despite the oblique and mysterious title, the movie is about a bed that eats people. Eats them… TO DEATH!

You know what most modern music is really lacking? Voiceover intros about sunken continents: