LOL

Leicester won, Spuds won, and ManUre looked like shit while losing at home to Burnley for the first time in almost 60 years.  Liverpool-Wolves today! Columbus beat Winnipeg and the Minnesoooda Wild doubled up on the absolutely abysmal Detroit Red Wings. Why a fucking shitshow they have become.

Flowery writer John Hancock was born on this day. Not really any other birthdays, so I won’t dwell on them. Instead, I’ll get right to…the links!

Oops, our bad. But we swear, it was an honest oversight.

Pimps.

If any big-name celebrities, politicians, or businesspeople kill themselves today, chances are they were a pedo. Or “paedo”, for those of you across the pond.

This headline os slightly misleading. But only because they felt free to ignore Senate rules and came and went as they pleased.  Hell, Feinstein actually left the grounds an hour before it was over.

I’m genuinely unsurprised to see what journalistic standards are these days. But this is still funny as hell.

Shithole that will probably kill off humanity.

Remember this the next time somebody tries to tell you we should be more like China. Of course, we chucked a guy in jail for making a video when it was going to embarrass Obama, so maybe we don’t totally have the high ground .

Sure the government of San Fran can make the trains run on time, but where the hell are they going?

Nice mullet.

I have a feeling he’ll be keeping his nickname in prison. What an asshole.

The hair in this is just amazing. Enjoy.

That’s it. Go have a great day, friends!