Jeez, is it only Tuesday? One kid had a night-terror freakout and wet the bed at 4am, and the other woke up at the commotion and decided to just not go back to sleep. But not, like quietly. So I’ve been up since 4am. I had to deal with a cranky 4-year-old freakout at daycare, and I have a whole pile of shit to do. It feels like 4 days have passed since Monday. Can we just give up and start over again on Wednesday?

Damn, were they handing out free iPhones or something? Trump Kills 56 More Iranians (free headline for the Bee)

Cool, now do Comey and other senior FBI officials.

OMWC, call your office.

Fusion and “super-penetration”, what more could you libertarian geeks want?