We have many humans coming to visit us this weekend, several of whom will be staying at our place with us, the European…and the Wonder Dog. So, in an attempt to finally get the Wonder Dog looking sparkling white, clean and fluffy, I purchased a new dog bathing device. The Wonder Dog resists bathing. If you don’t hear from me within a couple hours, send help.

Well, before I head off to my possible doom, let’s see what’s going on in the world.

 

This just in courtesy Francisco d’Anconia. (I know Los Doyers is appreciating the hell out of the squirrels in his stew pot.)

 

H/T Playa Manhattan, who remarks, “California is off its fucking rocker.”

Whatever you do, don’t embarrass prosecutors and tarnish the image of an anti-corruption task force.

Bernie might be Epsteined any day if he keeps annoying Herself.

Want to know what badass is? This guy. Who may or may not be a Glib.

A perfect world, that’s what we’re living in.

This is my shocked face.

Not actually OMWC

 

Have a great afternoon, kids!