Good afternoon and hi there! I’d just like to remind all of you who have managed to attract a special someone (or take a hostage, I’m not judging) that you have one week until our culture requires an external display of affection. I’m reliably informed that showing up to their place of employment in your birthday suit is not encouraged, and possibly illegal. Dinners, cards, chocolates, booze, and flowers are more socially acceptable. You have been warned.
Florida Man becomes officially oldest driver at 107. As long as he stays on the south side of Tampa Bay, good on him.
Another lawsuit win for Trump. I bet he’s getting tired of winning.
It turns out that testifying against your boss may be a career-limiting move.
I’m guessing Florida Man is the answer to this mystery, but other suspects include OMWC and French carnivores.