Winning! (the fourth round replay)

OK, another day down and it’s almost the weekend.The Chiefs fans are taking a five-day weekend after their parade yesterday was a drunken nice-fest of middle America. Don’t they know you’re supposed to loot and riot? There were only two hockey games yesterday. The Rangers and Bruins won them. And across the pond, Spuds beat Southampton to advance in the FA Cup. And they both played most of their first team, which the FA will like.

One day I’ll tell you the 5 D’s of the links

The last of the Ming emperors, Chongzhen, was born on this day. He shares it with Queen Anne Stuart, dueling master Aaron Burr, confederate general J.E.B. Stuart, Murder Inc’s Louis Buchalter, actor and President Ronald Reagan, German actress Eva Braun, actor Rip Torn, “news” anchor Tom Brokaw, reggae legend Bob Marley, rocker Axl Rose, Buckeye legend Tom Tupa, and epic trollster Rick Astley.

Some good company there.  Now on to…the links!

The impeachment trial is finally over. But the politics goes on, as Schiff plans to subpoena Bolton and the Senate opens an investigation into Burisma-Biden connections. Also back to the usual trolling and triggering. Will these people ever learn?

That’s some quality environmentalism

Thanks a lot, you watermelon assholes. Now we need you to fix it before we take your schemes seriously.

A problematic high school in Chicago got a new leader after the former heads were removed for corruption. Aaaaaaaaand she’s gone too. Maybe they need to close their government schools and just let these kids roam the streets. It would be safer.

Huh, I thought they ended this kind of stuff when they left boarding school. I guess he just couldn’t quite move on to sheep-shagging.

As election results from Iowa pour trickle in, the race tightens up. Seriously, at this point can anybody have faith it’s not being completely rigged by the Dem party?

TRIGGERED!!!!!

Twitter user numbers up, but profits are down. I blame Russian troll farms.  Fuck it, that’s easier than real analysis of what happened.

Here you go. Hey, don’t blame me if you don’t like it. Blame the calendar.

OK, fine. Here’s who you were all expecting, I bet. Enjoy.

Now have a great day, friends.