Duke humiliated!

When Duke gets destroyed, it’s a good day. Also, Spuds lost at home in the first leg of their UCL tie. And Atalanta thumped Valencia. Oh, and Man City made up that game in hand, and in winning closed the gap at the top of the table from “insurmountable” to “nearly insurmountable”.

And on the ice, which I’ve neglected this week, your winners were NYR, Dallas, Boston, Colorado, Florida, and the MINNESOOODA WIIIIIIIIIILLLLDDDD. Good skating, boys.

“The World Is Mine”

Birthday celebrants include: photog Ansel Adams, (the underrated) “Our Miss Brooks”‘s Gale Gordon, test pilot Joseph Walker, jeans maker from the 80s Gloria Vanderbilt, acting great Sidney Poitier, scumbag Roy Cohn, race car owner Roger Penske, alleged cocaine kingpin Mitch McConnell, hockey God Phil Esposito, Steely Dan’s Walter Becker, former PM Gordon Brown, “the round mound of rebound” Charles Barkley, musician Kurt Cobain, and supermodel Cindy Crawford.

OK, on to…the links!

Evisceration: Part I

There was a debate last night. And hoo-boy, was it ever an absolute shitshow.  And I’m not exaggerating when I say that.  It was an all-out monkey knife fight…with the clear winner being “anybody not on the stage”.

Trump installed a “loyalist” as his acting Intelligence chief. You know, like every President does. But this is different. This time it’s political!!!!! Or so I keep hearing nonstop from the media talking heads.

The NFL is expected to expand the playoffs when they get the next CBA done. I don’t think this will hurt or help them. Others disagree.

Same old shit. It is Chicago, after all.

The German nutcase who went on a killing spree appears to have been a Nazi asshole. Big surprise that when your government forbids idiotic speech, assholes seek other outlets for their impotent rage.

Not coming to UCLA.

Holy shit, they actually made a good decision? It’s shocking when I’m able to say that about school administrators for the UC system.

Look at these greedy bastards. They didn’t put up the lines. They don’t maintain the lines. They have nothing to do with the lines.  So why should they make anything from them at all?

Birthday boy music! And no, it’s not that mumbly fuck who blew his own brains out.

Now go have a great day, friends!