Howdy, my Glibertarian friends. Happy Tuesday that feels like it should be Thursday. But it must be Tuesday because the news keeps telling me that New Hampshire is holding a primary. Trans-Am Joe is pretty sure that it is not his scene, and has already moved on to South Carolina. Let me just be the first to tell you all how this ends: Hillary will step in, reluctantly, to save the party and the nation.

Michael Bloomberg, I assume will get a pass for this: “95% of your murders and murderers and murder victims fit one M.O. You can just take the description and Xerox it and pass it out to all the cops. They are male minorities 15 to 25.” Although he was careful to include victims, but butchered the latin. Modus operandi does not mean description.

If it keeps on raining

This should surprise absolutely no-one, but is still fascinating. The CIA owned one of the world’s top crypto manufacturers from the 1950s until 2018.

Aww yiss, Florida gets the first Space Force base. Suck it, lesser states.

This person is obviously a secret Nazi. No really, the Nazis were the last government to use a guillotine.