Also-rans

Daytona ended crazy. I guess the COT did its job here. Yes, it’s made the racing boring as have restrictor plates. But I’m shocked Newman survived this.  And speaking of surviving, I guess Ole Gunnar is gonna survive another week…and now the pressure shifts to Frankie Lampard. Two UCL matches on tap today, with Liverpool-Athletico and PSG-Dortmund.

Not photographed: the idiot that was also singing

The first emperor of a unified China, Qin She Huang was born on this day.  Let’s all celebrate with a bowl of bat soup. And while we’re doing so, let’s recognize the people who share it with him: battery inventor Allesandro Volta, pediatrician Hans Asperger, actor Jack Palance, author every high school kid had to read in February Toni Morrison, bad person Yoko Ono, Styx’s Dennis De Young, filmmaking legend John Hughes, actor John Travolta, TV’s Vanna White, rap legend Dr Dre, and basketball player Andrei “AK-47” Kirilenko.

If you didn’t het a charge out of someone on that list, maybe you will with…the links!

A sad day for scouting

The Boy Scouts of America has filed for bankruptcy protection. They are doing so in hopes of maintaining operations in the face of mounting sexual abuse lawsuits.  What a sad day for scouts everywhere. And the victims of sexual abuse.

Wuhan hospital director dies of coronavirus. But remember, anyone saying the government might have had something to do with developing this is a conspiracy theorist. According to the Chinese government and the NYT.

A Labour Party leadership aspirant decides to alienate half of Great Britain. It’s a bold strategy. Perhaps she can follow it up by saying anyone who supports maintaining the monarchy is a deplorable clinging to their crown. Not that I support a monarchy, I think it’s stupid. But you need to know your audience.

Nancy Pelosi actually makes sense for a change. I mean, if you want to give all your data to China, by all means still use them. Or catch a ride with Dianne Feinstein. Either is as effective as the other.

Chicago city government doesn’t even try to hide the corruption anymore. And if they are trying to hide it, they’re doing a shitty job.

Facts not in evidence

Meanwhile, in San Francisco, the incestuous relationship of city government officials continues apace. I guess Kamala Harris was a trend-setter after all.

Houston, we have a problem…with perverts teaching in our public school system. But compulsory public schooling is a good thing, right government toadies?

I was gone for a while…but not anymore.

Now go have a great day, friends.