You shall not pass! (Even though there’s a guy open in the corner)

Wow, what an interesting day yesterday was.  The Buckeyes went north and finally beat a team with a pulse. It had been over a month since that happened.  The Dodgers made a blockbuster trade to get Mookie Betts.  Liverpool advanced in the FA Cup with their youngest team ever after an incredible header from 18 yards out. (Yeah, I know…that’s a tough way to go out for Shrewsbury) And Mark Dantonio abruptly resigned as football coach at Michigan State. And your hockey winners were Boston, Colorado, Tampa, Montreal, NYI, Washington, Columbus, Anaheim, St Louis, the MINNESOOOODA WIIIIILD, Nashville, San Jose and Phoenix.

Cocaine crack is a hell of a drug.

The big birthdays today are writer William S Burroughs, physicist Robert Hofstadter, comedian Red Buttons, legendary hockey commentator Don Cherry, home run king Hank Aaron, football’s Roger Staubach, Atari founder Nolan Bushnell, decent driver but annoying announcer Darrell Waltrip, hilarious actor Christopher Guest, Hollywood’s Jennifer Jason Leigh, bassist Duff McKagan, crack-smoker Bobby Brown, soccer legends Christiano Ronaldo and Neymar, and British politician Jo Swinson.

Alright, on to…the links.

A national hero

The State Of The Union was last night, and it was a political masterclass. There’s no other way to put it.  Love him, hate him, or be indifferent to him, he absolutely nailed it.  And that doesn’t seem to be sitting well with the Dem leadership. I wonder if tat was really the speech Nancy tore up last night or just an extensive bar tab she was finally made aware of.

The Iowa Caucuses early results, which is an odd way to put it 36 hours after it ended, show Mayor Pete and Bernie Sanders locked in a tussle. Of course, it’ll probably still be days before the Dems get their shit figured out.  Hell, they can’t even properly rig a coin toss.

The impeachment vote is today. And Senators plan on taking a long weekend once it’s done.

Hey wait, I thought it was all global warming’s fault. And by “global warming’s”, I mean Trump’s.

Here’s a bonus tweet for you to laugh at. Jesus, that kid is retarded AF.

Expect more of this, California farmers.

Just what Californian’s needed: more top-down stupidity from Sacramento. God forbid you’d honor the water rights people have based on acreage.

If you thought gamers were lazy, basement-dwellers, you’re wrong.  It turns out they’re very active and resourceful.

And here you go. Enjoy.

That’s it. Have a great day, friends!