Sports

Sports is cancelled.

Pluto discoverer Percy Lowell was born on this day. He shares it with Swiss writer Emanuel Stickelberger, physicist John Van Vleck, cult founder L Ron Hubbard, CIA scumbag William Casey, Swiss composer Ernst Hess, cartoonist Al Jaffee, jazzman Blue Mitchell, Alaska politician Frank Murkowski, serial killer Donald Haskins, underrated actor William H Macy, businessman (((Jamie Dimon))), baseball player Will Clark, actress Annabeth Gish, and football superstar Trent Dilfer.

Macy

That list sucked. Whatever, everything in the world sucks. So let’s get on with…the links!

You know what would go over really well right now? A war with Iran. Just what we need, although there’s to ways that could be headed off. 1. Iran stops killing American servicemen over seas,  or 2. We don’t have servicemen overseas for them to target.  I’d ideally opt for #2, but would also be happy if we started with #1.

Big if true. It would also mean the mortality rate is on par with that of the flu. But let’s use this to panic instead of do the math and realize this freakout is overblown.

Yeah, sure. Listen, if you’re swayed to vote a certain way because you read a tweet or retarded Facebook post by some crazy “Russian”, you should be disenfranchised, rather than having our entire political system and the concept of free speech undermined.* (*I mean free speech, not the First Amendment in case you were wondering.)

This idiot’s wife is sick.

Justin Trudeau’s wife has got the Wuhan. OK.

This lady has more balls than the rest of the world “leaders” combined. Well, either that or inbreeding makes one immune.

When failing at something pays off. Dude needs a psychiatrist.

And finally…some good news. Or more likely, a sliver of hope.

Topical song #1Topical song #2. And topical song #3. 😉

Now go out there and keep living your lives, dear friends. I’m getting home today and I’m gonna go buy a boat.