Well, Mrs. L has declared that everyone is staying home now. “For the baby.” I’m glad we have a replacement on the way, because I’m pretty sure one of the two running around isn’t gonna make it through an 11-day minimum home isolation. We’ll see.

Italy’s death-toll from coronavirus surpasses China’s announced deaths. I know which set of numbers I trust, and which ones I think are low.

Oh yeah, we’re totally ready for online learning. Let’s see if my kindergartner is better at using Microsoft Teams than my actual team.

Elephants raid farm for food, discover corn wine. “After drinking the lot the elephants were somewhat the worse for wear. Two males passed out, drunk, in one of the tea gardens nearby.”

Strip club adapts to the times.

Okay, this made me laugh.