Great

What a long, shitty day I had yesterday.  And I was totally out of the loop news-wise, so if drugs fall out of my ass with these links, I apologize. I try occasionally to listen to the news on the radio but I just can’t. I’d rather listen to old-timey radio programs like Johnny Dollar or The Great Gildersleeve.

Not so great

Anyway, sports! Spuds got knocked out of the FA Cup by Norwich and then one of their players went all Ron Artest after the game. Man City and Leicester also advanced.  Dayton keeps cruising in basketball, Notre Dame choked away a huge lead against FSU, while UVA and Wisconsin also won. Your winners on the ice were Calgary, Phoenix, Anaheim and Philly.

Super-great

Birthday celebrants today are Henry II of England, Taiwanese First Lady Soong Mei-ling, acting great Rex Harrison, instant noodles inventor Momofuku Ando, first president of Zimbabwe Canaan Banana, Canadian serial killer Peter Woodcock, singer Murray Head, sidearm hurler Kent Tekulve, rocker Eddie Grant, magician/left-libertarian Penn Jillette, RHCP’s John Frusciante, and the lovely Eva Mendes.

OK, on to…the links!

Arizona takes the lead to protect female athletes. This will cause a shitstorm. But it needed to happen.

Trump contradicts the WHO. And he’s absolutely correct.  There’s no way in hell they know everybody who caught the disease and it never got reported. The death rate The WHO is claiming is absurdly high.

The opposite of great

John Roberts calles out Chuck Schumer. Hopefully someone will do the same to Ilhan Omar. Because those scurrilous accusations are dangerous. And if there’s anything that’s a known it’s that far-left (and far-right) loons act on the words of their “leaders.

Well, this is a start. Of course it’ll take the feds to charge and convict them, seeing as that’s only happened once in the last 15 years by the state when a Chicago cop has gone berserk.

What a shithead. That’s all I got.

I hate laughing at people, but I need to laugh at this woman. OK, I love laughing at people. That was a lie.  Still, this is funny.

Great God!

I remember the bbq “debate” (there isn’t really one) from yesterday. This should go ahead and settle it. Thanks for playing, Memphis, KC, and the Carolinas.

I don’t even know if the birthday boy was around for this song, but it’s absolutely brilliant. Hope you enjoy it as much as me. If you don’t, try this one on for size.

Now go have a great day, friends!