Shaq and friend

I guess this passes for sports news nowadays. Hope that helps clear that up.

France’s King Henry II was born on this day. He shares it with philosophizer René Descartes, composer Johann Sebastian Bach, another composer Franz Joseph Haydn,

That’s Mister Hockey to you, Bub!

London Underground designer Benjamin Baker, 2-stroke motorcycle engine inventor Dugald Clerk, boxing great (and Texan) Jack Johnson, actor Henry Morgan, labor organizer Cesar Chavez, hockey GOD Gordie Howe, fashion designed Liz Claiborne, James Bond stuntman Bob Simmons, acting…legend…Christopher…Walken, inventor of the internet and climate scientist with a beach house Al Gore, AC/DC guitarist Angus Young, Scottish actor Ewan McGregor, Russian hockey superstar Pavel Bure, and (youngest ever female) Indian chess grandmaster Humpy Koneru.

That list was all over the place.  But solid nonetheless.  Anyhow, it’s time for…the links!

Problematic, apparently

Guy retools factories to make medical masks for free. Media talking heads lose their shit when he invokes God.

Maybe you dickheads should have thought of this possibility when you started jailing people for petty, often victimless, crimes. But I’m sure they’ll point the finger at someone else other than look at why they put so many of these people at risk by confining them in close-quarters cages for stupid shit.

This would be freaking awesome. Unless, you know, they have the wrong political leanings. Or, heaven forbid, want to be compensated for what they are doing. Then it would be problematic, obviously.

These parents have bigger fish to fry than a son/daughter who wants to hang out with friends. And so does the reporter who is reporting on him putting people at risk by going to his house and interviewing strangers with her crew…which puts more people at risk.

Oh well.

Hell of a time for a rash of the blue flu to break out. But hey, at least they aren’t out there splitting heads open without consequence.

Not to be outdone by the jackboots in Virginia, the DC Mayor goes full-on authoritarian.  Somehow I bet this will be selectively enforced.

I’m sure this will never be abused. Nope, not a chance.What’s next, Alexa ratting people out to the cops when it hears more than one distinct voice at a time?

Not everybody is going completely insane. Also, “allows”? Fuck off, slavers.

Some musical magic for y’all. Enjoy it.

Now go out there and have a great day, friends!