Uh, I’m not really sure what’s happening here…
Ice cold Heinekin after a day of yard work is delightful. Fight me.
Pineapple NEVER belongs on pizza, not even if it’s deep dish. Same goes with anchovies. Fight me.
Tiger Woods will eventually be hailed as the greatest golfer of all time. Fight me.
Toned, athletic women over the plus size millenials Q seems to favor. Fight me.
Powerstroke and Duramax over Cummins diesel. Fight me.
Throw in your own, have it out in the comments.
I had no idea Steve Cropper helped write this. This was the first album I ever bought. I was in second grade, it was an Elementary School fundraiser and I paid 25 cents for it. I liked the artwork on the album cover.
Meh. I don’t feel good.
I may skip drinking tonight.
Coronavirus?
Sean, my man, everyone’s drinking.
Come on.
Feel better. Ill drink yours.
In the movie Bound, Gina Gershon was hotter than Jennifer Tilley. Fight me.
Meg Tilly > Jennifer.
Change my mind.
Not gonna argue with that.
Tillie’s Punctured Romance
How would that work? ‘Hotter’ is subjective.
People who think that Tilly was hotter and those who think Gershon was hotter should peacefully co-exist. NAP.
*Throws a shoe at DNT*
Subjective within limits.
Correct answer is “threesome”
Tilly Masterson > Jill Masterson.
Tilly Masterson > Jill Masterson>Bat Masterson
Well, not when it comes to keepin’ law ‘n’ order in a cowtown!
Gina Gershon was the only reason to watch Showgirls.
Gonna put extra pineapple on my pizza this week.
Pineapple, bacon, jalapeno.
Obviously, your daughter heard that. Or she’s shitting. Or she’s shitting because she heard that.
Ladydoom took a bunch of photos as she woke up from a nap. This one is my favorite.
We’ll have to wait a bit to see how she likes the pineapple pizza. Is it genetic?
She’s a cutie.
She’s got ‘tude.
“ugh, you guys don’t have to watch me every second.”
A girl needs some private time
IOW, the perfect Za.
Whomever posted Hillary/Bloomberg2020 in the last thread just fueled my nightmares.
Fuck you.
You’re welcome.
Cool links!
Fender Guitars, Fight me…
I kind of want one of these, mainly because I have an original one from 89-ish that could be in better shape.
Vanishing Point is overrated. Discuss.
Pressure Point, on the other hand, is really interesting.
You misspelled Grosse Pointe Blank (1997).
Naked chick on a Honda 350.
/Mic drop
Pics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4qsFXkmCKQ
That’s one hot chick.
*Drops gloves, grabs for Ted’s jersey.
Fight, fight, fight!
Checking in with Mike S., he’s younger than me (by a lot), he can handle any beefs I have.
Lighten up, TC. Trump would be happy to take on Hill and Bloomie, he’s the Tyson Fury of presidential candidates.
Whoa, whoa…let’s not do anything rash, now.
Since the last thread is dead….
I just gave the new Toto washlet its trial run.
It’s magical.
My life has changed.
Are your pipes clean ?
They glisten.
My Toilet Roof Stuck!
Tall Cans!
Small Cans!
But a lot of em…
HEY YUFUS
Yep, 30 here and Frozen Chicken Fried Steak! gravy1!!
Does it hold the line?
is it always on Time?
I like this cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MOWr0kPemQ
All I wanna do is hold it tight…
He better name it Roseanna.
Yes it is. Wife said it was the best birthday present ever. Either that’s high praise or I really suck at gift giving.
I’m only the second one to notice Spud had a link failure of epic proportions? Sad!
It’s clown karma.
Make Way…
Everyone noticed Spud’s faux pas but out of kindness just ignored it. Its just Spud being Spud. He was testing us.
No links goes together with “open post”.
There will be more clowns.
Oh…I get it now.
*Hangs head in shame. Waits for impending clown-pocalypse*
How ya feelin’? Gettin’ over the cold?
Getting better. Good enough to go to work tomorrow. Going to call it a night pretty quick and get a good night’s sleep.
I’ve got one Cummins diesel engine. The thing has zero oil leaks after 200k miles.
The transmission, on the other hand, is a total POS.
’06 Duramax, 275k miles. No leaks. Repairs: thermostat gasket, (2x) glow plugs, and replaced leaky transmission cooler hoses.
Mine eats water pumps ever 30K
They’re $28 at NAPA, and 15 minutes to change. I dont mind.
My Tahoe had that same affliction. 5.3L
Cheap and easy, though.
Check the grounds, sounds like you may have stray voltage eating water pumps up.
Mechanical failure. I dont know why- the belt is tensioned.
She also (used to) eat fuel pumps. High sulfur heating oil every other tank fixed that
Stray voltage in the cooling system eats bearings. Could still be a ground issue.
Part of me wants to spend my tax refund on a Toyota diesel for the fj.
Part of me wants more ammo.
The 6bt “fits”, but shouldn’t. And a 4bt is way too pricey.
I’m very intrigued by this diesel project. Post pics of you do it.
Oh absolutely. The best part is other than the mounts, putting a 2h or 3b into it is really straight forward since they came with those engines in a bunch of places.
This summer will see some changes no matter what, pictures will be included.
The 1GR-FE is one of the best V6’s ever made. Fight me.
Yes.
Nope. Garbage with poor electronics.
“Toned, athletic women over the plus size millenials Q seems to favor. Fight me.”
I’ll let my ladies do the talking.
http://archive.li/FwVJw
I think I speak for the majority of us when I say that I’d prefer that these particular ladies not talk.
I thought that was off the mark. If Spud called out Tres Cool it would be different.
Off the mark, and trying to rub it in our faces!!
/this is about tig ol’ bitties, right?
I like women that have achieved something. It’s incredibly hot. Ballerinas, swimmers, dancers, musicians, etc…
For example
https://images.app.goo.gl/JfJ8aqn7guoGv5zg8
Yes. Her “achievements” make her hot.
Imagine the possibilities…
Way ahead of ya…
See what I’m talking about?
You could use her to measure how level you’ve set your 4x4s.
Pineapple NEVER belongs on pizza…
My daughter would kick the shit out of you for this. Lucky for you I didn’t show her the post.
I’m gonna go on the record for not hating pineapple pizza or deep dish. Maybe that’s why I live in a trash can.
I don’t hate deep dish, it can be good if done right. But it isn’t pizza.
One thing we did learn today is that the fresh cut pineapple cubes sold at Trader Joe’s are much worse than those at Safeway. Really bitter by comparison.
It may be that Joe’s come from Ecuador, while Safeway’s come from the Philippines, I dunno.
Mrs F cuts her own, she like Guadamala or Hawaii. I just eat what she prepares.
es tu hija dieciocho ?
Easy there, big fella.
having lived in Tejas, I picked up a couple of handy phrases. That one, and “mas cerveza, amigo!”
I had no idea Steve Cropper helped write this.
You’re welcome.
And it’s a song that doesn’t make me want to fight anyone.
I for one am glad to see you doing what you do best (Posting the most obvious tripe from whichever artist you choose to highlight) It gives us all an opportunity to shine. Better Otis.
Thanks for shitting all over my childhood memories.
No Problem, It’s the least that I could do.
Well, my university cancelled in-person instruction for at least the rest of the month. We will be moving to a “virtual instruction environment” until further notice. At least I save gas money. I was traveling 100 miles per day to commute.
Yo! Rhywun!
NYC Asks Commuters to Stay Off Public Transit ‘If You Can’ to Combat Virus Spread
How’s that gonna work out ?
Public transport is the best. All roads should be destroyed.
:sorry, your civilization has been destroyed by plague. Better luck next time.
But at least we dropped the global temperature increase by .002 degrees! We managed to delay global warming by 15 seconds!
Game over, man!
We’re in some real pretty shit now.
-San Francisco
Good. More room for me.
This. I’m liking all the extra space everywhere. Silver linings.
Today I had a meeting discussing the plan to lock sick kids in the first floor of a dorm. So that’s cool.
Next week is spring break, and I have to reset 250 doors because I finally convinced this place a 50 year old master system with no records is “not good”
That’s the worst thing you can do! Set those little mugs free!
What kind of “meeting”?
One where risk management made assumptions that defy some laws of physics.
Was the solution you came up with final ?
I did nazi that one coming.
Ice cold Heinekin after a day of yard work is delightful. Fight me.
Agreed – it is especially delightful from a can.
Toned, athletic women over the plus size millenials Q seems to favor. Fight me.
Agreed. Q is a chubby chasing creep. A no butt/tiny butt > bottom heavy, which as those of us who know quickly becomes applesauce come to life.
Powerstroke and Duramax over Cummins diesel. Fight me.
By a large margin. I have an F350 6.7 dually in my fleet and it is the tits of tits.
No, no I will not fight you. I will hug you.
Let’s hug, brother!
^gay^
Dmax is an Isuzu product that , while its not bad, it took them a decade to sort out. ( I tested the DMAX plant in Moraine, OH)
PowerSmoke is an IH collaboration. It sucks.
Cummins and Detroit are the only 2 names you need for diesel.
As long it’s not in a Ram badged product.
My truck is before that Fiat-Chrysler abomination.
Good man.
I heard that corona virus makes chicks extra horny and they don’t want to be asked for consent. You may want to fact check that.
*consults Pornhub
straffinrun story is confirmed.
I laughed a bunch at that. I blame Fourscore’s honey in Florida Man’s hooch.
Mission accomplished!
Powerstroke or Godzilla – who you gots?
As someone who doesn’t really NEED my 6.7, the new Godzilla is intriguing…but never buy the first two model years.
Mocha Joe’s > Latte Larry’s
Bernie is not looking great at the moment. Too early, though.
He will probably lose Washington but more importantly is getting his ass handed to him in Michigan – with all those black and union votes.
Coffee time.
https://m.imgur.com/a/uVh4tdv
Joyce DeWitt > Suzanne Somers
Mr Roper > Mr Furley
I concur. Norman Fell was the better straight man to those jokes.
Akshully, that’s true.
Edna Babish > Marion Cunningham
Lacey > Pinkey
Fight me.
Agree. Also
Mary Ann > Ginger
True story. I’m waiting for a phone call from a blind coworker. Every time she calls me she uses FaceTime. I’d ask her why, but no idea how.
She is faking hopeful you’ll answer nude.
After everybody sends their employees and students home, a whole lot of people are going to like the arrangement and decide that’s how business should be conducted and will make it so.
That is exactly why the schools won’t stay closed. They don’t want people figuring out that the indoctrination centers aren’t necessary.
I thought it was because it would cripple the health care industry.
There are multiple benefits.
Where are you going to get your penis pills if healthcare collapses, smart guy.
Well, that and the fact that parents like “free” child-care.
*raises hand*
I’m not even ashamed.
No need to be – you’re paying for it.
Posted in the morning thread
https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/hillsboro-middle-school-student-among-new-coronavirus-cases-but-oregon-health-officials-warn-against-closing-schools.html
“After two weeks away from school, kids in the United States would be considerably behind schedule in their learning curricula—and many parents in the U.S. would be acutely inconvenienced without the daily meal service and child care that school inherently provides.”
…
Officials said administrators can preach to students the necessary safety precautions to reduce the risk of the virus and “protect students from lost instructional time”, noting that “schools provide many students their only ready access to health care and food.”
I went to an ACE (Accelerated Christian Education) elementary school. Every kid works at his own pace using textbooks and asks questions when needed. It was much better than the public junior high I went to. It shouldnt be so hard to do this style online, but as Rhywun points out, it’s the babysitting angle that’s the bigger problem.
So you did Montessori, -Catholic
The Horrifying Reason Women Are Searching for Their Own Cities on Pornhub
Some quick takes:
-porn is bad
-revenge porn should be illegal
-people search PornHub for their missing children, which is…well…you know…
And finally:
Canadians are behind Big Porn.
Life in Trump’s America.
Explains why the porn stars look worse than poutine.
HORRIFYING! No wait, no it isnt. Unless they’re evil clowns.
Get back to me when Tiger wins the US Open, British Open, Us Am, and British Am in the same calendar year.
Until then, no need to fight you.
@Hyperbole: MikeS would agree with your assessment of my musical taste.
So I refuse to see ZZ Top and Willie Nelson. Mr. Mojeaux refuses to see The Nutcracker with me. I have to go by myself because I don’t have a chicksispal.
My wife wants to go to it this year. You want to take her?
Yes.
My wife is the Nutcracker.
Hi-yo!
Hey, who gives a damn what two snarky, anonymous assholes say. As long as you don’t like pineapple on pizza, we’re cool.
Aww, come here and we’ll go see the the Washington Ballet’s Nutcracker – it’s set in Revolutionary era DC.
In a truly jewel box theater no less
I was not condemning your musical taste (except for the The Kinks thing (good god who doesn’t like The Kinks, (How ’bout the tunes? I want you to want me, The dream police Da-na-na-na-na-na , Your mama’s all right Your daddy’s all right….))) my point was that I believe you are making a mistake by not seeing one of the great entertainers of our time because you don’t like his/her style of music. Even if hearing ‘On the road again’ cause you much cringe (and it does me as well) Willie is much more than that, he is an exceptional guitarist and showman. as I said I’m not a big (or even little) pop music fan but if the chance came up to see Diana Ross or even that idiot Barbara Streisand I’d go.
I have a serious confused.
Husband going to see ZZ Top and Willie Nelson. Hyp thinks I should go because Willie is a Great One, even if I don’t like the music. And I do not. Therefore, I see no reason to go. With which he disagrees.
My confusion was around the Cheap Trick lyrics. I despise Willie b/c I can’t get past his politics and tax hypocrisy, but I’m OK listening to him with Waylon (spouse loves him).
Yes, I’m right there with you. I love that song, and I was pretty sure it’s not a cover.
#minetoo
Ain’t y’all seen Fast Times? Stinky W. has.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083929/characters/nm0001680
Kim and Christie > Ireland and Sailor
Q and Tundra would probably disagree btw
Huh?
No way.
You are correct. Nice to see Ireland Baldwin with a tattoo to pu ish Daddy.
Accurate.
Is it just me or does the one with the tats have extra-long arms?
The Vampies > The Rat Pack
Any hairstyle > straight bangs on Asian women.
Bangs are face cancer on any race.
What if she has a five-head?
Sexy power couple > sexy power couple
Brady’s weird smile alone shoots him to the top of the punchable face list.
Yeah, he’s okay looking when he’s just standing there, but his smile is … off. Like they’re dentures?
But I’m not a supermodel so what do I know? lol
Tom Brady looks like a RealDoll.
< this duo.
Hubba-hubba
Winner.
Jesus that dude was ripped.
What, exactly, are ‘ Titty pockets’?
Pockets on the front of your (ideally woven) shirt (ideally with a busy print) that hide your nips and thus help disguise the fact that you left the house without a bra on.
Duluth Trading Free Swingin’ (in more ways than one) Flannel FTW!!!
Thank you. That caused some minor confoozelment on my part. In my own defense, I am at work, with no wimminz anywhere around to explain these mysteries.
50 years ago, Clarence Henderson sat at a lunch counter at Woolworth, starting a nationwide protest against segregation.
Now he his a Trump supporter and gets no end of “Uncle Tom” and “racist” from clueless African Americans.
The state of history teaching in this country is pathetic.
That should read “60” not “50”
People change, your actions in the past don’t make you impervious to criticism for your current actions.
Not sure I follow you there.
Maybe I’m wrong but you seem to be saying that because this guy fought for civil rights 60 some years ago he can’t (or shouldn’t) be criticized for his actions (i.e. supporting Trump) today. Just because you weren’t a racist yesterday doesn’t mean you can’t be a racist today, and vice versa. If we can accept that a one time bigot can change his ways it seem fair to say that a one time non-bigot might ‘backslide’ so to speak.
Or they are screaming racist! at him today because they don’t like his politics. It’s a head scratcher.
In that case it wouldn’t matter what he did in the past. Hayek, by bringing up his past, seemed to be implying that once a non-racist always a non-racist, that’s illogical on it’s face. Prove that his current positions aren’t racist, not that at some point way back when he was a civil rights activist, that’s immaterial to the present accusation of Uncle Tom-ing.
She can speak for herself. Biden and others use their past civil rights work as a shield so it is a bit rich not to allow others to do the same. Most of this stuff was a lifetime ago, so may as well forget it.
The ‘libs’ use bullshit reasoning so I (not a Lib who uses that bullshit reasoning) shouldn’t call out similar bullshit reasoning from anyone else? I agree with the lifetime ago bit, in fact that was the gist of my original point.
Hmmm….so, do I point out that, according to the rules of Logic, you cannot prove a negative? Or, do I mention that his current political talk and voting pattern suggest what Hyperbole is ‘requesting’?
She was complaining about them calling him an Uncle Tom. Not claiming he should be shielded from criticism. She’s right. I don’t know who your point was supposed to be aimed at.
What the quoted fellow was saying is that he is frustrated that people assume he’ll vote Democrat because he’s black. He says they want to tell you what to think, not how to think.
Calling a black guy “Uncle Tom” in 2020 is disgusting.
Hyp is playing to type by being a contrarian.
He hasn’t changed. He was a Republican before Trump.
This is how you capitalism:
I got an email from Avis. After a few paragraphs of “we’re doing everything we can” platitudes; it closes with this:
Same release Hertz sent out after the OJ trial.
Sounds like the great schooner tuna add from Mr Mom.
I was just trying to find a clip of that but in response to Tarran. Maybe I should look on Vimeo or DM.
“All of us here at Schooner Tuna sympathize with all of you hit so hard by these trying economic times. In order to help you, we are reducing the price of Schooner Tuna by 50 cents a can. When this crisis is over, we will go back to our regular prices. Until then, remember, we’re all in this together. Schooner Tuna. The tuna with a heart.”
+1 Teri Garr
Hubba hubba.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6ec2daaf-4a9f-4a8d-8c6e-46368adb1de0
+1 “Yum yum, tuna bits”
http://archive.li/g0REr/e02e318f974c5ec46cd7722cde2ae0647447c4c7.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/IJv5b/37ea0d5fb7da3e70ed46cd6bf472b16d8344305d.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/NWO8E/e78745bd854c7c13dc091e88712c31e28032764f.jpg
NSFW.
http://archive.li/Q4OaJ/29e49494fb166f276001449b63d6762c3fb1c69d.jpg
NSFW.
Yep, there you go,
Thats a virus that i surely could get behind
The photographer who decided the model should wear high heels should be shot.
A good horse-whipping, at least.
Seriously, WTFuck?
I’m not a photographer but I have looked at Playboy. No footwear with those long socks.
I’m sure there are other photographer ‘tricks’ to getting a lady’s legs to appear even more toned then they are, without the superfluous heels.
Not Terri Garr but she’ll suffice.
The (D) govenor of Colorado declared a state of emergency. Colorado currently has 15 cases of the virus, and a population of almost 7 million people. So… math is hard. Call it 6 million population and its… takes a drink, then a toke… lessee… 3 million would make it .5, add some zeroes… makes it .0005, divide by 2 and we get. 00025% of the state of Colorado has the virus and so declare an emergency.
Is my math wrong?
Usually the declaration of emergency is pro forma to unlock funding or powers by the governor.
And that presents an issue of its own. Why an emergency when such a small percentage is affected? What powers is “given” because of it?
A summary article of additional powers:
https://www.cpr.org/2020/03/04/colorado-officials-prepare-emergency-powers-for-polis-just-in-case/
When dealing with a highly contagious virus what is the proper % before taking action*?
*SLD the state has no right to ever take action and so on and so forth,but assuming they did that is.
Wait, isn’t my math wrong because % is .00? So, 1% is .01, therefore the fact that one in .00025 Coloradans is infected is actually .025%?
Damnit that’s backassward. It’s .00025 in one Coloradan are infected.
Jesus! Sorry to put you all through that, but sometimes when I get a puzzle I can’t let go.
You’d probably like this channel.
Maybe if I wasn’t 3 rounds in. I woulda gone the other way, and figured the triangles. Seems easier.
The important part is you were first.
First!
Well, coronavirus claimed another victim tonight; peace between me and Mrs. tarran.
She’s a recovering progressive democrat who had a major relapse tonight after reading about the rise in hand-sanitizer prices. My attempt to describe how price signals balance production and consumption did not go over well….
I have work that absolutely must get done tonight, so I was able to absent myself before things escalated too badly.
I have a feeling that there will be a Criminal Minds marathon on the TV in the master bedroom tonight.
A little Baby Whale and Hot Chocolate will make it all better.
She just rented a movie staring Marky Mark on Amazon Prime. All will be forgiven by the time the second act is over.
The Big Hit?
Shooter.
Excellent. Although, I can’t really get my mind around Marky Mark as “Bobby Lee Swagger”. Or, Ryan Phillipe as same, for that matter.
Country boys, are ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u10mNypHMRs
Lanolin.
Point out to her that the alternative to price signals is cajoling your prison population into making hand sanitizer.
I sent that link to a friend, with a reminder that Kamala opposed early-release for non violent offenders cause it would cost too much in labor.
Fuckin evil cunte.
Like that will happen.
/closes eyes and ignores earlier link
Could be worse – the wife and I spent the evening pissed at each other because I get tired of her mocking the way I pronounce the word “clothes”. She says it like “close” in “close the door”, I pronounce the TH and say “clow-thes”
Dumbest fucking argument ever, yet here I am staying up late alone.
The “th” orthographically represents the “eth” letter that was in its Old English form, which is a voiceless dental fricative. So you’re kinda right, but only if you also commit to a Viking beard and pillaging.
If you’re going to go, go all in.
“Well ACKSHUALLY honey…”
That’s totally the way to get laid. Yup.
She started it!! I don’t mock HER diction.
She also makes fun of how I say syrup – SEE-rup as compared to her “surrup”.
I bet you say it, “motor sickle”, don’cha?
Nope.
I also say “ant”, not “ahwnt”, when referring to my parents’ sisters.
Works for me.
And…not the “fish pics”??
Raiding the north of England does sound appealing, I’ll be very honest with you.
Yup
And whether, not weather
A colleague gave me some lion head mushrooms he has grown. They’re beautiful.
Euphemism are getting a bit on the head
*googles*
If that’s what his euphemism looks like he needs to see a doctor.
Tiger mom head is better.
They look like gray petunias. *Googles* maybe I got the name wrong
MO Dem race. Missouri compared to my county
0 votes for Liz? Hahahahahaha!
Looks like Clay county didn’t let you vote for candidates that dropped out. Is the right, mojo?
Oh fuck me… I forgot she dropped out.
No, it is not. Nobody in Clay County voted for anyone who dropped out.
Wow. Not one person that dumb in a whole county? Impressive.
Wait, how is that possible? You sure they just didn’t count the ones who dropped out?
My bad. They hadn’t all been counted yet.
Clay County:
Biden
Sanders
Warren
Bloomberg
Gabbard
[insert nonessential personnel here]
Did you at least wear a bra and vote Tulsi ?
Indeed I did wear a bra.
Indeed I did vote for Tulsi.
Texted my mom for her and her sisters to go vote for Tulsi. She texted back that she didn’t bother to vote because she forgot she could ask for a Dem ballot. Doh!
My teenager’s school will shut for Monday while the staff prepares for whatever they’ll do about kids -with-the-virus.
We’re still scheduled to go to Maui for spring break. Hopefully the airline won’t cancel our flights and it’ll be a nice relaxing trip with no sickness.
AMC Javelin > Ford Mustang
Fight me.
John Carmack > John Romero
Fight me.
Bertone > Pininfarina
Fight me.
LS1 > VG33
Fight me.
RE.2005 > Bf109K
Fight me.
Fuck off, Tulpa
Mustang > AMC just cause that 401 was a behemoth that didnt make the power/weight the 302 did. Or even a 289
The prepared SR blocks used by Penske did well in Trans Am, which is mostly what I’m basing my opinion on. Frankly, aside from the sound I’m not a fan of the Ford small block.
This is just wrong. AMC of that era was dying and their products were garbage.
As for the rest, I haven’t got a single clue what the hell you are talking about.
Mustangs are boring. Dull as dishwater. Also, that was the start of AMCs decline, not the end of the road. They had just bought Jeep in 1970. I think you’re thinking of the late 70s.
Should I know what any if this means or is it all a bunch of nerd shit?
C’mon Hyper, you can start a pointless argument better than that.
God, that was an exceptionally long set-up….
Good, by the way.
LS1 > almost everything, probably
My mom, aunt and sister are supposed to visit beginning of April. My mom and aunt are both in their late 80s. So far, we are still planning that they will visit. We’ll see.
I’m sure glad Donny is getting us out of the quagmire in the ME.
https://libertarianinstitute.org/articles/us-marines-arrive-on-yemens-island-of-socotra-to-back-uae-us-installs-patriot-missiles-on-uae-occupied-island/
I had no idea the UAE had its dick in there. Yay?
Yeah, thats… interesting. They securing the strategic funky looking tree reserves?
Looks like the old geezers will be able to sit down during the next debate. The Bee has further details.
https://babylonbee.com/news/podiums-at-next-debate-to-be-equipped-with-life-alert-buttons
That Clown’s Got A Gun https://youtu.be/IGVC268P1UQ
Clowntime is Over https://youtu.be/fu1JNX46zkY
Pre-anti-semitic Elvis was interesting.
That is the weirdest line I’ve read on here in a while.
Then, I look and see that you’re talking about the name usurper….blech.
Nobody owns the rights to Elvis’ name.
Elvis is Alive https://youtu.be/Lggh95F7RkE
Tell it to that (referenced) no-talent ass clown.
Elvis’ Flaming Star performed live on KEXP Seattle https://youtu.be/Gice6l5R-nc
I almost like that. I mean, not enough to seek it out and listen, but…you know.
#BetterThanCostello
Oldest kid comes home for spring break tomorrow. Tonight her college emails the kids to take all their stuff because all classes will be remote until at least April 5 and the dorms are closing next week. I get the situation is fluid but that sort of short notice is bullshit.
It’s the fluids causing most of the problems on campus.
This is why I work behind two locked doors.
I’m not so sure that’s true for coronavirus.
Body fluids are body fluids. Same as downtown.
Look…I’m just gonna leave this here. You can peruse at your
own riskleisureLately,I’ve eaten enough Chinese ass to know you can’t get coronavirus that way.
Norovirus, yes, but not coronavirus
Dbat ass!Dammit! Try again
Dbat ass!Pffft–“norovirus:…
Indeed.
*sprays self and surroundings with virkon*
My client, who would fit right in here, wrote a book on a bicycle tour of America, in several volumes. He’s in Texas at this point in the book and he comes upon this little town that is not a fan of Obama.
He sees a sign in somebody’s store.
If Obama is the answer, the question must have been pretty fucking stupid.
I gotta know the town. Please.
I believe it is Mayhill, NM. This was back in 2015, though.
Tell us where so I know where to retire.
My bad. It was in New Mexico.
Damn, damn, damn! I mean, there are probably metric shit-tonnes of towns like that in Tejas, and I’m pretty confident I’ve been in some.
Was just hoping to scope out land (me and Chafed could be
bestiesdude-brosneighbors).Honestly… I did not see Yang selling out and endorsing Biden. I mean joining CNN should have made it obvious, but still, idk. Didn’t see it coming.
Who is he gonna endorse? Trump? Sanders?
Well with all his talk of a “keeping this movement going” / “about something larger” blah blah, I guess I thought he would avoid endorsing anyone. Not that I care all that much really.
Gotcha
Biden is the chosen one. Of course they’re all going to endorse him.
I think his last boss was the chosen one.
It’s like when Ryker started directing a bunch of episodes.
The DNC is going to try to drag his bloated corpse across the finish line. It will be very uncomfortable to watch, but we won’t be able to look away.
They have a back-up plan that we’re not privy to. It’s going to be very uncomfortable for Glibertarians. That feeling of dread when your parents have been away and the “party” might have gotten a little out of control? It’s the day that they are due home and the vacuum died and the dog is missing? Like that. But worse.
*checks in vacuum for dog*
So….a horse-faced, pony-soldier horse’s ass?
And he pulls the OW Holmes on the First Amendment! Sub headlines should be “Biden supports jailing conscientious objectors” and “Does Biden support forced sterilization as well?”.
It’s pretty incredible to watch him write Trump’s ads. There’s this, telling Beto he will be in charge of gun control, and saying Hunter deserved his position because he is smart. There is more of course. Trump can make a supercut of Biden by accurately quoting him in context.
This is true. But….the converse applies, too: he’d (also) be really pitching Joe to those “think of the childrunz!!!11eleventy” types.
Side note: My wife was cackling about a #MeToo joke someone she knows had just made (old hat, here). When I tried to retort with, “Imagine if they had mentioned Moms demand Action”, she had absolutely no clue what I was talking about. As in, she had no idea why that’s funny.
/#MyLife
Andrea Mitchell is full of …. it.
She oughta be slapped!
My grandfather liked ham+pineapple pizza and he fought the Japanese in the Pacific in WWII and how dare you insult our brave veterans I say GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
> > <
Speaking of pizza, evidently this passes for one here. Only cost me 10 bucks!
https://imgur.com/a/xL2EbsW
Yeah, well…
$9 beer$10 pizza night. I guess wings were just too pricey, eh?No mayo?
This Renoir, not Pizza La.
The South Bays very own The Bel-Airs. Also from the South Bay
Ride the Wild https://youtu.be/2YGDnGar8vc
This Pizza la pizza is actually good. Mayo, mentaiko, nori, squid.
https://www.pizza-la.co.jp/ItemImage/600×416/0006598.jpg
Straff….don’t take this the wrong way, but, we really need to get you back State-side. Get some good ol’ Mexican food in ya!
Wait…
You’ll pry that squid ? out my cold, dead hands.
Oooh…sounds positively Lovecraftian.
I’m partial to this version of Nipponese pizza
https://imgur.com/QXIReAh
Kobeya has decent bread. Their pizza is all yours, G.
*orders baked hot dog roll for wife*
No tuna or corn?
Just give it a day or so…
/Lord, I apologize…
Looks like Texas toast with melted mozz and some jalapeños.
Headin’ for the Texas Border https://youtu.be/Z0b4Ga5WQkw
Listen as Agent Orange savages a surf instrumental https://youtu.be/HqreWetLZ2U
That a Ventures song?
Bel-Airs
Finished job 1 and now job 2 called and said to come in Saturday instead of tonight. Job 1 slid me ¥10,000 (~$100) for a hassle they caused me last week. So, I’ve got some unreported-to-the-wife cash and an excuse to be out until 11pm. Ideas?
Soapland. Apparently the answer is always Soapland…
Hot Snakes; Love Birds https://youtu.be/01kFwL4knTU
Nice n raunchy sound. Made me think dirty thoughts.
Gunpla model kits.
Seriously, though…I have no idea what what there is around you for you to get your commerce on. Savings? Pay down a bill? A gift for the ladies? Pachinko time?
Dammit, that was supposed to be a response to straff.
Gunpla…?
(Mildly NSFW depending on the workplace)
I would expect more cleavage, if straff follows my advice.
Soapland, Chinese street hookers/masseurs, Game Center, Texicano’s house. A few options, anyways.
Soapland don’t sound too bad….
Buy .7L of kakubin, .7L Yamasaki 12 or Hibiki blenders choice, and flowers from one of those station stores. Drink kakubin in the park until bottle is empty. Drain Yamasaki or Hibiki into Kakubin bottle. Hand flowers to wi
Hand flowers to wife and place “Kakubin” in your desk for later.
5% discount if I don’t use cash. Bastards.
Load onto a prepaid card?
Samiam: Sky Flying By https://youtu.be/v0O1gDm0XrE
Germ Free Adolescents https://youtu.be/DGROSJbCPV8
Melody Hill https://youtu.be/Dim4e4Oiovg
Melody Lee https://youtu.be/qPL2O-tPEc4
Unconscious Melody https://youtu.be/EW67v2dVkpM
Old Cape Cod with authentic surface noise! Watch a 7” disc spin at 45 rpm… https://youtu.be/92_cochBJfo
I’m sure he’s being a responsible adult, and all, but….
For Chafed.
The yellow peril!
Not the best nights sleep, but I feel much better than last night. Most importantly, I can resume drinking this evening. ??
Glad you’re feeling better. Just a mild, passing ick – not coming down with anything?
*shrug*
Could have been allergies, stress, dst, all of the above…
Dunno, but I was definitely off yesterday and today I’m not.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/canada-man-appeals-grabher-vanity-license-plate
*snicker*
tee hee
Poor bastard. Stuck with a name like that. Who names their kid ‘Lorne’?
Mr and Mrs. Greene? https://youtu.be/DCyuq-ofnPc
Mr and Mrs Michaels ?
(since Festus beat me to the obvious one)
Looks like the answer is Canadians.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorne#People
Well, we are a lone, lorn people and everything goes contrary with us…
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-brands-kids-book-explaining-21636027
“A mum was left baffled by a children’s book she found in a doctor’s waiting room containing bizarre explanations and diagrams of clowns demonstrating sexual positions.”
I mean, this had to be a Glib author, right?
Crusty, obviously
The space hopper is inspired, although I don’t think I’d want to try that one myself.
“Mommy Laid an Egg”
I don’t think that’s how it works.
I really dig your new avatar, Brad!
He’s flirting with Nancy Wilson in that scene. Anne was in the trunk chowing a bucket of chicken and emerged like this https://youtu.be/KE5GGMhmo-M
Referencing previous comments about “Fake Elvis”, that guy has always irritated me but it grew to burning rage when he stole Diana Krall out from under me. That’s not cricket!
Oh yeah, Dayton PD ? Just wait if they make the Final Four. You haven’t seen party.
Police launch ‘pepper balls’ at UD students partying in student neighborhood
Empty beer bottles and a foot-chase were the preferred method of retaliation when I was a lad. Woe betide anyone that got cornered and caught. They didn’t shoot you back then, they just beat the shit out of you.