How does one even follow an H&H like that? I’ll just throw something up here and go back to that.

How do you say “Alice Cooper” in Italian?

These vegans need more protein, they got physically tossed by Jill Biden.

I think I read this book before. Eventually, every immortal who is not blessed with infinite strength gets trapped alone under something they can’t move, forever.

You know, this might be a perfect application of “red flag” gun laws.

Don’t play poker with your parrot.

 

1972 was a weird time.


Dem DeathWatch 2020 DeathWatch

Welcome now, my friends, to the end of Dem DeathWatch. It’s all over except for a headless chicken running around and girl trolling the DNC as hard as she can.

Bloomberg’s out. I’m sure many underlings will be insulted and belittled and slapped on their fat asses tonight. You’ll always have American Samoa, Mike.

Warren managed a solid 3rd place in her home state. That’s why she gets an L for loser. Because she’s a loser. Time to primary her back to her affirmative action job.

Why Gabbard is hanging on is God’s own private mystery, but the DNC has moved the goalposts again and she will not be in the 3/15 debate. So it’s just two goofy old men and a pissed off schoolmarm. Y’all gonna get scolded…

Bonus hysteria link!

Voting for the Safe Choice Means Doom for Us All

DOOOOOOO…