They really got me this time. I thought the call to the boardroom of Glibs HQ was for a debriefing on the server migration.
But the stifled laugh from OMWC disabused me of that notion right quick. SP was face down on the table, fast asleep….poor kid was worn out. Jeese.in.mb was looking down at his hands, not making eye contact. Mad Scientist was over in the corner of the room cursing a hapless automotive tool – no help there. Warty was at the gym, testing DEADLIFTBOT 2.0 and I didn’t see any of the others in the room. Well, except Mex. He was always there to give the bad news.
“Yes, you’ve seen the publishing schedule. SugarFree was doing double duty, and we gave Banjos, Sloopy and Brett a little time off. You can’t say this is unfair.”
“The Cryptids are in the studio.”
“Fine, fine. Lets just get this over with.”
Good evening everyone, and welcome to the All-Star Cryptid Links. I am your host, Swiss Servator. Looks like we have the whole panel ready to give their featured Link of the Day.
Let us begin with our Senior Cascadia Correspondent, and onetime Grand Mufti of Cascadia, STEVE SMITH. STEVE, what do you have for us tonight?
STEVE SMITH THANK CHEESE PERSON FOR LET GO FIRST. HIM READ STORY TALK OF “GOUGING” STEVE SMITH THINK THAT BAD THING IN WRASSLIN’ OR IS WHAT DESPERATE HIKER TRY DO WHEN STEVE SMITH SAY HI. BY SAY HI, MEAN RAPE. BUT HIM LEAVE TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN PEOPLE TELL IF SELL IS “GOUGING”. THAT ALL STEVE SMITH HAVE. FOR NOW. HERE.
OK, then. Thanks for that. And I think we all want to see a Free Cascadia, don’t we.
Next up, the other half of TEAM SMITH, our Maritime Mayhem Correspondent SEA SMITH. SEA, take it away.
SEA SMITH BORED. NO CRUISE SHIP! WHO SEA SMITH GO VISIT? BY VISIT, MEAN RAPE. SO SEA SMITH READ ABOUT LAND HOOMANS. HE SEE THIS, PICTURE IS NOT FUN GHANAIAN FUNERAL PEOPLES, IS LIKE SCIENCE MOVIE!
SEA SMITH NOT SEE HAPPY NEWS, SO HIM GO FOR SWIM. GO GET BEERS WITH FRIEND NINGEN. BLOOP!
COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!
Um, very well. I hope the water is fine.
Next up, our Chief Cleansing Correspondent, ZARDOZ. Take us to the finish line, big fella.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. LITTLE MAY THE CHOSEN ONES KNOW, BUT ZARDOZ IS ENTHRALLED BY THE WRITINGS OF THE CHOSEN ONE KNOWN AS “SUGARFREE”. THE LAST HAT AND HAIR EPISODE INSTALLMENT LEFT ZARDOZ CURIOUS AS TO THE FATE OF THE BRUTAL RULER OF THE HERMIT KINGDOM. IT APPEARS FURTHER INTELLIGENCE MAY BE AVAILABLE. AS THE CHOSEN ONES KNOW, AS LONG AS IT LEADS TO CLEANSING OF THE BRUTALS, ZARDOZ DOES NOT CARE HOW THE STORY TURNS OUT!
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Well, that is one way to look at the story. THank you, ZARDOZ and all our panel. You all feel free to comment away, I am getting out of here as fast as I can.