SEA SMITH TOO MUCH READ VIRUS LINKSES. HE WANT JUST FUN – SO HE GIVE ADVICE TONIGHT TO FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS. HE TRY THREE DIFFERENT ADVICE! BESTLY ADVICE IN THE SEA.
Q: I’m having a wonderful affair with a man. We’re both married, but we’re careful and responsible—it’s what we both need to survive in our marriages, and it’s what’s best for both of us. (Without saying too much, in our situation, divorce would destroy our big, happy, extended immigrant families. I’m not looking for judgment on that.)
The problem is social distancing because of the coronavirus. Our spouses and kids are now both home full time, and getting away to see each other has been impossible. I’m miserable without the sex and companionship, and so is the man I’m seeing. At one point, he suggested meeting in our cars by the grocery store. I obviously declined. Then today, he called me and said to go to my window and waved to me from his car (we live about two neighborhoods apart). I was moved by the gesture, but it worried me. I feel like I am on the verge of doing something risky, and all this time with my husband, who is a kind man, is making me want to lash out and tell him I don’t love him.
A: HAHAHAHA! “all this time with my husband, who is a kind man, is making me want to lash out and tell him I don’t love him” THAT MAKE SEA SMITH LAUGH! YOU CHEAT ON HIM – BUT WORRIED YOU MIGHT TELL NOT LOVE? HAHAHAHA! AND WHY YOU HAVE MENTION “divorce would destroy our big, happy, extended immigrant families” THAT PASSWORD GET ON SLATE?
SEA SMITH SUGGEST GO STICK HEAD IN BUCKET OF VIRUS AND SPARE ALL FROM YOU NUTTINESS.
Q: My boyfriend is 31 and still goes to his mother’s house and spends the night, even though we live less than 15 minutes away. He knows it upsets me, yet every time she asks him to spend the night, he goes. He left our children home alone while I worked overnight because it was her birthday.
His relationship with his mother is a large part of why we aren’t married, and the fact that he continues to spend the night there is leading to huge fights. Is this normal or not? — FED UP IN OHIO
A: SEA SMITH THINK THIS NO CAN BE REAL. THIS MADE UP “BETACUCK” STORY, RIGHT? RIGHT?!! IF REAL, YOU NEED GO OVER, KICK HE MOM INTO NEARBY POND – SEA SMITH HAVE FRIEND WAITING…
NOW YOU HAVE MANLY ALPHA MALE ALL TO SELF….HAHAHAHAHA!
Q: I went to dinner for the first time in the home of a fellow artist friend and her husband. It was immediately apparent that entertaining was not her forte: Hors d’oeuvres consisted of two bags of chips and two tubs of dip opened on the kitchen counter.
As we sat down for dinner, the hostess tripped on her way to the table and dropped the dish of chicken and potatoes, the entire contents of which landed on the carpet. I offered to help rinse the food, but she just placed it back in the dish and set it on the table.
I was appalled, but not wanting to be rude, I politely ate the food, fighting back a gag reflex. What would you have done?
A: SEA SMITH LIKE THAT YOU FIGHT BACK GAG REFLEX. HE HAVE IDEA FOR YOU… BUT FOR DINNER, HE SUGGEST YOU NOW GET CARPETOVIRUS AND GOING DIE. BYE BYE! HAHAHAHA! NOT FUNNY? OK – SEA SMITH WOULD HAVE SOLVE PROBLEM SAME WAY SOLVE ALL PROBLEM – RAPE EVERYONE AT GATHERING, EAT ALL FOOD AND FURNITURE, THEN SWIM AWAY.
SEA SMITH HOPE YOU LIKE ADVICE – NOW COMMENTS BELONG YOU!
COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!